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Old 12-11-2012, 07:40 AM   #261
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So, get this...

During my last therapy session, my therapist asked me, "Aside from alcohol, is there anything else you use to dull pain and anxiety?"

I responded with, "I really love smoking pot."

His reply was, "Well, who doesn't?"

I went on to describe how it alters my mood in a positive, productive.
What an awesome therapist you have.

My counselor said that smoking pot is bad for the brain, but it definitely helps me deal with alot of bigger problems that I deal with.
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:38 AM   #262
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What an awesome therapist you have.

My counselor said that smoking pot is bad for the brain, but it definitely helps me deal with alot of bigger problems that I deal with.
I think a lot of it depends on the person. For some people, it does nothing but make them lazy and dull. For others, it brings out a positive mental attitude and acts as an anti-depressant (which is the case for me).
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:52 AM   #263
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In other news, Puf might just be immortal....

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Old 12-11-2012, 09:06 AM   #264
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In other news, Puf might just be immortal....



I wonder what the benefits of tittyfucking are?
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:45 AM   #265
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I wonder what the benefits of tittyfucking are?
You can't get an STD.
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:56 AM   #266
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You can't get an STD.
Good point.

Plus, for fun you can have an Astroglide Slip 'n Slide.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:27 AM   #267
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Plus, for fun you can have an Astroglide Slip 'n Slide.
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Old 12-11-2012, 06:29 PM   #268
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Another shooting.

The police spokesman said the "shooter has been neutralized." In other words, the crazy fuckers' dead.
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Old 12-11-2012, 06:49 PM   #269
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I wonder what the benefits of tittyfucking are?
Its the most pointless thing ever. I got zero pleasure from titty fucking and besides it isnt really fucking. Its just dick sliding basically. Might as well fuck a girls arm pit while youre at it right Rex?
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Its the most pointless thing ever. I got zero pleasure from titty fucking and besides it isnt really fucking. Its just dick sliding basically. Might as well fuck a girls arm pit while youre at it right Rex?
Very true, afterall.... anal is truly where it's at. Just ask Sarsoor.
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