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Old 11-11-2012, 01:49 PM   #331
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This is for NancyLives!

Youse animal activist fascist bastards get under my collar. You so called vegetarians refuse to eat meat on the grounds that animals suffer. Animals suffer??

I'll tell you who suffers. People like ME suffer having to listen to this minority of leftist nutcase weirdo's trotting out their ill-concieved advice to the vast majority of sensible meat-eating folk. First of all, let's get some bare boned facts straight Nants...


Fact number 1 - Animals cannot feel pain. It simply isn't possible. You'd have more chance of hurting a cauliflower. Animals, like sheep, dogs and monkeys, do not have brains. They live like flowers, sucking water up from the ground, and eating sunshine. By all means, kick them, poke them, bite them or set fire to them but rest assured they will feel no pain. They may jump, or yelp, or make a noise, but so do trees. That proves nothing.

Fact number 2 - Man cannot survive by eating veggies alone. If you try to survive on vegetables, you will die. Simple as that. You might as well just eat nothing but cardboard. You WILL die.

Fact number 3 - If you don't eat red meat and chicken wings then hens will stop producing eggs, or they'll make the yolks all orange and, let's be honest, none of us like orange yolks. It's true.

Now shut up Nantsypants so I can enjoy my bacon sandwich.

WOOOO!
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Old 11-11-2012, 02:16 PM   #332
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Old 11-11-2012, 02:50 PM   #333
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I would jizz on you if I were a man. I would jizz on everything if I had a penis for one day. Oh man I bet that feels so good. You guys are so lucky.
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Old 11-11-2012, 02:54 PM   #334
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It's not all it's cracked up to be but it is a formidable weapon. For instance we can leave you looking like a painters radio woop yaah! Splurge on your tits yip yip!
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Old 11-11-2012, 03:36 PM   #336
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Old 11-11-2012, 03:41 PM   #337
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This is for NancyLives!

Youse animal activist fascist bastards get under my collar. You so called vegetarians refuse to eat meat on the grounds that animals suffer. Animals suffer??

I'll tell you who suffers. People like ME suffer having to listen to this minority of leftist nutcase weirdo's trotting out their ill-concieved advice to the vast majority of sensible meat-eating folk. First of all, let's get some bare boned facts straight Nants...


Fact number 1 - Animals cannot feel pain. It simply isn't possible. You'd have more chance of hurting a cauliflower. Animals, like sheep, dogs and monkeys, do not have brains. They live like flowers, sucking water up from the ground, and eating sunshine. By all means, kick them, poke them, bite them or set fire to them but rest assured they will feel no pain. They may jump, or yelp, or make a noise, but so do trees. That proves nothing.

Fact number 2 - Man cannot survive by eating veggies alone. If you try to survive on vegetables, you will die. Simple as that. You might as well just eat nothing but cardboard. You WILL die.

Fact number 3 - If you don't eat red meat and chicken wings then hens will stop producing eggs, or they'll make the yolks all orange and, let's be honest, none of us like orange yolks. It's true.

Now shut up Nantsypants so I can enjoy my bacon sandwich.

WOOOO!


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Of this drunken asshole's long winded 5000+ posts, I haven't found one of them remotely funny...

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Old 11-11-2012, 05:46 PM   #340
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Oh boooo! I have this overwhelming urge to heckle and throw rotten tomatoes at you now.

It was meant for Nancylives!

He'll get it.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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