The Off-Topic Thread - July 2012

[Machine Gun Zombie]

Originally Posted by H.P. Pufncraft

I had a dream the other night that I turned into Nicolas Cage. Scary shit.

That...wasn't a dream.

Unconfirmed Reports last night tell of a scary perverted Nicolas Cage running amok through the streets and motorboating random strangers. Some of them weren't even chicks. He just kept yelling "I LOVE GOZANGAS!" and mumbling something about chicken sandwiches. Crazy shit indeed.

[Vlad The Impaler]

Originally Posted by Kenjis Ghost

No Ramrod...

[Kenjis Ghost]

Originally Posted by Vlad The Impaler

No Ramrod...

personally if I could add any to that video I would include:

Hans Landa (inglorious basterds)
Gordan Geckko (Wall Street)
Amon Goeth (Schindlers List)
Angela Baker (Sleepaway Camp series)
Paul (Bullet in the head)
Shamus (Ronin)
Either Bill or Elle Driver (Kill Bill)

[H.P. Pufncraft]

Originally Posted by Machine Gun Zombie

That...wasn't a dream.

Unconfirmed Reports last night tell of a scary perverted Nicolas Cage running amok through the streets and motorboating random strangers. Some of them weren't even chicks. He just kept yelling "I LOVE GOZANGAS!" and mumbling something about chicken sandwiches. Crazy shit indeed.

Pfft I'd never say Gozangas....unless a busty chick asked me to right before fellating me.

[floyd2006]

Originally Posted by H.P. Pufncraft

I had a busy day at work and by the end of the night was $12 short. I'm really pissed at myself for screwing up. Not even the fact that I got a major eyeful of some awesome cleavage tonight makes me feel any better (VEY busty girl was leaning over the counter to count out change. I stood up after dropping something on the ground and was literally inches away from motorboating her).

Didn't know there was so many huge boobs at DG

[DeathbyIggy]

Originally Posted by H.P. Pufncraft

Pfft I'd never say Gozangas....unless a busty chick asked me to right before fellating me.

I don't know man, it really does sound like it was you. The chicken sandwiches part confirmed it for me.

[DeathbyIggy]

Anyone else going to see The Amazing Spiderman tommorow???

[Willowfang]

^I hope to see it, not sure when tho

[The Bear Jew]

Originally Posted by DeathbyIggy

Anyone else going to see The Amazing Spiderman tommorow???

I think I'll see it on the 4th....

I'm hope it turns out good....

[H.P. Pufncraft]

Originally Posted by DeathbyIggy

I don't know man, it really does sound like it was you. The chicken sandwiches part confirmed it for me.

My love of chicken sandwiches (and BJs) is represented in lynnja's sig. Wonder when /if she'll be posting again.

Anthony Hopkins' performance in Magic >>> Silence of the Lambs. There, I said it.