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horror_whore
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granted: you are but you get so close.....he wants to fuck you in the ass all the time
i wish i smelled of roses ......
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'movies dont create pychco's,movies make the pyshco's more creative' 'i love.....lamp' 'where'd you get your clothes...at the..toilet...store?' ' your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop' 'you look like a spastic trying to fuck a doorknob' last films watched: labyrinth 10/10 hot fuzz 8/10 last game played: pokemon diamond 9/10 lord of the rings the third age 8/10 |
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04-17-2006, 01:02 PM
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Send... More... Paramedics
 
BarkerRulez
is striking at mental apparitions like a drunk on a
vacant street.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The Planet Express
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granted: but your breath smells like shit
I wish I had a million dollars, and I lived forever
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04-17-2006, 01:04 PM
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The Living Dead
 
travis83
is the thread killer
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I wish _________ was my girlfriend.
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04-17-2006, 01:07 PM
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It... Won't... Die...
 
Brainfreeeeeze
is gettin greased up by lunch lady Doris
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Earth, homeworld of the pizza bagel.
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Granted but _______ turns out to have a penis I wish I could make a movie that grosses more than titanic
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04-17-2006, 04:40 PM
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The Living Dead
NRA4Ever
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Philadelphia
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granted... but with the money you made you bought a boat and then had a terrible boating accident.
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04-17-2006, 05:21 PM
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kruegerpranka
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Location: right behind you
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granted but the gas in your intestines build up and you explode
I wish life wasnt so complicated
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04-17-2006, 05:24 PM
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kruegerpranka
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: right behind you
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-make one wish -no more than one -cant grant wishes that were already granted.
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04-17-2006, 08:34 PM
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mike1013
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Location: New York
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Granted, but you lose your sight and hearing.
I wish I was rich |
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04-17-2006, 08:36 PM
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mike1013
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 788
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Fuck, new wish.
I wish I never had to work another day of my life. (That is what happens when you drink and fuck around on the computer. You ask for wishes already granted. |
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04-17-2006, 09:31 PM
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Dark Wolf
is feeding the werewolf
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: With Pinhead and his crew
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Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life in a padded cell.
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