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Whateverland The title says it all.... whatever. If it doesn't fit anywhere else post it here.

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Old 12-23-2012, 08:12 AM   #3041
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You also have to consider what sort of occupation they gravitate too and what learned knowledge they specifically acquire to preform it.

Also, IQ isn't a measure of sheer knowledge, a lot of your IQ score has to do with problem solving and pattern recognition.

So don't cry Voodoo, you're likely to be better at cooking and art than your average blonde bombshell
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Old 12-23-2012, 10:20 AM   #3042
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You also have to consider what sort of occupation they gravitate too and what learned knowledge they specifically acquire to preform it.

Also, IQ isn't a measure of sheer knowledge, a lot of your IQ score has to do with problem solving and pattern recognition.

So don't cry Voodoo, you're likely to be better at cooking and art than your average blonde bombshell
Aww thanks I feel better now. You know Jenny McCarthy used to be a meager a cup like me before she got breast implants and she has seven bestselling novels so there we go. I'm gonna go look up the breast sizes of Eleanor Roosevelt and Marie Curie now.
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Old 12-23-2012, 11:47 AM   #3043
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If it helps I always imagined you as somebody with huge honkers! It's not what you have it's how you use it
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Old 12-23-2012, 02:07 PM   #3044
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If it helps I always imagined you as somebody with huge honkers! It's not what you have it's how you use it
I'll use mine to hold the m&ms and pretzels at our new years party.
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Old 12-28-2012, 06:52 AM   #3045
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Okay gents, if your lady love asked for/went out and bought a vibrator that's bigger than you how would you feel? Jealous? Inadequate?
my wife has one and it is a regular participant in our sex life; it doesn't bruise my ego at all. whatever works, right? frankly, i think of it as my side-kick (and i'm sure that sometimes my side-kick gets the job done solo when i'm not around).

it's very hard to kick one's ego out of the bedroom, but i have found that it is really liberating. of course, honest communication has to be present so that when dealing with things that might put one partner off or make them feel threatened can be dealt with in the spirit of everybody feeling good. toys, drugs, clothing/costumes, scenarios, all of it can be groovy and not be about the shortcomings of another, simply keeping things fresh and interesting, exciting and loving.

vibrate away, i say, voodoo. and if he's really man enuf, he won't feel threatened.
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Okay gents, if your lady love asked for/went out and bought a vibrator that's bigger than you how would you feel? Jealous? Inadequate?
Why, I'd stick it in her ass of course, then in her cooch. Then in her ass again, and then in her cooch again. Ass-cooch-ass-cooch. Ass ass ass, cooch cooch cooch. Ass cooch ass cooch ass cooch ass cooch. Asscoochasscoochasscoochasscooch. aschaschaschaschaschaschasch. Brrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrz!!

The we'd leave the adult novelty store, and go home and get REALLY serious.
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:56 AM   #3048
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Ever feel so tired after sex that it's like your body just wants to shut down, even hours afterwards?
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:01 PM   #3049
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Ever feel so tired after sex that it's like your body just wants to shut down, even hours afterwards?
After sex, I just want to be left alone. No cuddling, no nothing. Just wanna sleep.
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After sex, I just want to be left alone. No cuddling, no nothing. Just wanna sleep.
It's pretty easy to just pass out right after.
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