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Old 01-22-2011, 05:41 PM   #1
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Because everyone who frequents whateverland is a pervert.

Where's the craziest place you've done it?

Titty fucking? y/n

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Also, the perfect thread for Voodoo to share stories. This thread is 100x's better than your favorite porn star thread.

AND GO!
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Because everyone who frequents whateverland is a pervert.

Where's the craziest place you've done it?

Titty fucking? y/n

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Also, the perfect thread for Voodoo to share stories. This thread is 100x's better than your favorite porn star thread.

AND GO!
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It's the big sex thread. I have a small penis. Does that exclude me from posting?
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Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!
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Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!
We don't already do that?
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This should make for some good lolz.
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See you in 4-6 weeks, guys.
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Weird locations? When I was in high school, I took a trip with my mom and girlfriend. While my mom was driving, I sat in the backseat of the car directly behind her with my (then) girlfriend and got a blowjob. She pretended to be sleeping with her head on my lap.
This is awesome. I know I'd be that oblivious as a mom.

Anyway, I've never done it in a weird place... Except for in this cabin that looked like the cabin from Evil Dead.
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