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Old 01-27-2010, 03:19 PM   #21
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happy birthday, varla. i wish we could put back a bottle of jack together, and pee in a highly public place.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:26 PM   #22
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Party on, lady. Party on.

Happy birthday and I hope you celebrate properly.
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:17 PM   #23
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Happy Birthday to the grouchiest lady in B-D!!!
Who me?

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Happy birthday V. Hope you have a good one!

Thanks, man! I've always loved that video.

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Happy B Day!



Thank you, Puffman!

and fuck you for that picture.


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Happy birthday! You a grandma yet, V?
Well I don't have any grey hair yet, and my son hasn't knocked anyone up yet........ Or has he?

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Happy Birfday, lady.

Thank you too, miss.

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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!
Why thank you, m'am. You have a b-day coming up soon as well, eh?

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VARLA

Wow. That's some big fucking sparkly shit that goes there. Thanks!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

*does the naked birthday dance*
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Happy Birthday VARLA!
Thanks, mister.

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I hope you have a great birthday Varla!

Hey Rue! I have so far! All my friends have been totally nice to me and giving me stuff.

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Happy Birthday Grandma.

Whatchoooooo say to me sonny boy?

Thanks.

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Happy Birthday VARLA!!
Thank you thank you thank you.

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Man, she's gonna beat your ass for that. With her walker.


Happy birthday.

Nah, I'll just run him over multiple times with my rascal scooter. I've got turbo on that thing.


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She probably couldnt even read it with those cataracts. You forgot to mention removing her dentures before hand and complaining about her digestion.
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Lemmy wants you to have a happy birthday

Awesome. So far I am. Really liking your draft list so far.


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Die quicker.
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happy birthday, varla. i wish we could put back a bottle of jack together, and pee in a highly public place.
Now, lynnja? That sounds like a damn good time.

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Party on, lady. Party on.

Happy birthday and I hope you celebrate properly.
I will! And of course I'm celebrating properly, silly. I'm waiting on some friends to pick me up right now.

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Old 01-27-2010, 07:22 PM   #24
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There's a naked version?

I forgot yours! Sorry. Do you know how much I love that song? Thank you.
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:28 PM   #25
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VARLA > BD.

Happy birthday!
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:33 PM   #26
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VARLA > BD.

Happy birthday!
Awww.

Thanks, Rui.
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:47 PM   #27
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Awww.

Thanks, Rui.
Not a problem.

That reminds me, d'you get that stew I sent you? Ain't I make the best goddamn stew?!
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:56 PM   #28
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Not a problem.

That reminds me, d'you get that stew I sent you? Ain't I make the best goddamn stew?!


I totally didn't. But let me tell you, your stew ain't as good as mine, Junior!
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:02 PM   #29
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:04 PM   #30
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