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View Poll Results: Who would you most want as your mother?
Norma Bates - Psycho 1 7.14%
Pamela Voorhees - Friday the 13th 3 21.43%
Ellen Ripley - Alien 2 14.29%
Mary Brady - Sleepwalkers 1 7.14%
Mother Firefly - Ho1kC/The Devil's Rejects 2 14.29%
Deborah Myers - Halloween 0 0%
Morticia Addams - The Addams Family 2 14.29%
Susie Silvey - XTRO 0 0%
Chris MacNeil - The Exorcist 1 7.14%
Other 2 14.29%
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Old 05-10-2015, 12:52 PM   #1
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Default Who would you most want as your Mother?

Norma Bates (Psycho), she maybe just be a desiccated corpse, but lil' Norman was forever drawing strength from her memory

Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th), she might be a little unhinged, but she'll always love you no matter what you do

Ellen Ripley (Alien), a little over protective perhaps, but she'll go to great lengths to keep you safe

Mary Brady (Sleepwalkers), you might grow up to be a "momma's boy", but oh what a momma!!!

Mother Firefly (House of a 1,000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects), not much of a house keeper, but she'll keep the family together

Deborah Myers (Halloween), She'll never leave you alone, even if she'll only be in your dreams

Morticia Addams (The Addams Family), she might be a bit old fashion, but she'll always encourage your creative side

Susie Silvey (XTRO) She didn't stick around long, but at least she knew how to pick a good father

Chris MacNeil (The Exorcist), She may not know everything going on in your life, but she'll try to get you any help you may need

Other, name her in a post and tell us why she'd make a good mother
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Old 05-10-2015, 03:13 PM   #2
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Ripley was always a very present mother for her child so her.
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My own Mum of course, you cunts.
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I Love Ripley, but she would have missed my entire childhood traveling in cryogenic stasis. Chris MacNeil is first runner up due to her never ending devotion, but she drinks heavily, is prone to fits of rage and her choice of babysitters is questionable at best.

I choose Nancy Bellicec (Veronica Cartwright) from Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) because I have no doubt she will permit me to stay up past my bedtime.
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I would pick the mother from The Babdook as I would get to be a right prick and drive her crazy.

The mother from Carrie should be on the list as well, she was lovely.
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Morticia Addams hands down the clear cut winner for me!

Pamela would probably be a control freak and you would have to be a retard?

Norma well Norma would be dead.

Ellen would save your life and then forget about you.

Mary Brady yeah as fang said Momma would do the dirty and me no likey incesty.

Firefly she would definitely push your sadistic behavior.

Obviously Chris would be the safe answer as she seemed like the only "real" mother.
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Well, if it comes down to the poll, I would chose Morticia Addams of course. Most likely it would be an incestuous relationship, since Morticia is the hottest and sexiest of all Horror Moms.
Oh man, the fun we would 've had together.
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If Morticia was my mother I'd straight up fuck my mother.
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I would have to say Pamela Voorhees. She seems rather protective of her offspring. Plus she wouldn't forget my name.
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Chris Macneil is a rich movie star so yeah.
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