The Ultimate Quote Thread

[themaskofsatan]

Originally Posted by Room 237

.....aaaaand the classic follow-up.

Hahahaha sheer brilliance best script evrrrr. I love the comment about the chart showing him molesting everyone in their sleep.

[Room 237]

Originally Posted by themaskofsatan

Hahahaha sheer brilliance best script evrrrr. I love the comment about the chart showing him molesting everyone in their sleep.

i've been reading this thread for the last 20 minutes, LMFAO, here's the link if anyone wants to waste a few minutes: crackman

[depecheanix]

Originally Posted by crackman

FURBACK
We've been here all fucking night you petty humans and still the mighty FURBACK is not tired. Not tired by far.

The WOMAN looks up at Furback.

WOMAN
Please... we've been doing it all night... are you not content with our displays?

FURBACK
They were ok I suppose... you make love well together like real humans... real dirty humans and Furback likes that.
If I had my way I'd rape both of you but, as you know, my penis is too big for that. I tried it... it split through their back and they died.

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[themaskofsatan]

Originally Posted by depecheanix

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Hahahaha his thread is the greatest thing I've ever seen I was laughing so hard I was tearing up. The humans dont have phones or internet so they communicate through fax machines

Furback FTW!!!!

[depecheanix]

Furback?

[jarofsap]

Originally Posted by crackman;

EXT. A lonely barn
It is the lonely time between night and morning that is known as EARLY DAWN. We see a small barn on a field. Nothing moves.

We CLOSE IN SLOWLY ON THE BARN. It is eerily silent. Almost EERILY silent. It is DAWN.

That is the best thing I've ever read. Apart from that guy talking about the Scream movies. Classic.

[indecent actions]

Originally Posted by Zombietronic
Rob Zombie is a great filmaker he make the mistake of make a remake of a movie

My dear god

[mrbishop77]

I like the fact that the first response to crackman is this (sometimes I love BD):

Originally Posted by Graven-Images

Your idea is garbage. Please increase your current level of crask usage, and consider adding heroin to your intake as well. Thank you for playing.

[themaskofsatan]

Originally Posted by mrbishop77

I like the fact that the first response to crackman is this (sometimes I love BD):

Just reading the description of his show and then that comment made me laugh so hard I almost cried lol

FREE CRACKMAN

[travisbickle]

Crackman, god bless him.

edit:just checked out his profile and he has an interesting profile comment with fedid old rotting corpus, who apparently wasn't much of a fan.