The Ultimate Quote Thread

[MikeBonomo]

Originally Posted by dead breed

The question is: How is porn not a sample of expression in horror?

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[themaskofsatan]

Originally Posted by TheHalloweener

The structure of a song doesn't mean shit. It's what is said in the song. Nice try though.



Yes, of course that's what I meant...



I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs
Norm life baby:
We're white and oh so hetero and
Our sex is missionary.
Norm life baby:
We're quitters and we're sober
Our confessions will be televised.
You and I are under dosed and we're ready to fall
Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all.
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs
Norm life baby:
God is white and unforgiving
We're piss tested and we're praying.
Norm life baby:
I'm just a sample of a soul
Made to look just like a human being.
Norm life baby:
We're rehabbed and we're ready
For our 15 minutes of shame.
Norm life baby:
We're talk shown and we're pointing
Just like Christians at a suicide.
You and I are under dosed and we're ready to fall
Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all.
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs
There's a hole in our soul that we fill with dope
And we're feeling fine.[x2]
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs the drugs



Oh yes...those are some terrible, terrible lyrics...




Well it was an unintelligent suggestion then.

Originally Posted by TheHalloweener

Well, you obviously cannot explain, otherwise you would have explained and THEN have me explain my side...




That's not exactly what my argument has been...


But if you insist on a different reason besides the one I stated for why House of 1000 Corpses is better than Return of the King, then how about this...

Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson's lyrics are GOOD. Can't say the same for Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath or Slayer.

I do enjoy Black Sabbath, but not in an intellectual way.

That's all I am going to say until you make an effort to understand what makes good lyrics and good music. Otherwise, I am just giving you ammunition to shoot back at me.

Originally Posted by TheHalloweener

Well, I still disagree with you. That Black Sabbath song could be written by anyone because anyone can understand politics. Most of Rob Zombie's stuff is stuff that is in his head, that is unique to him. Some of it isn't, I will admit. Some of his stuff is just trying to sound badass, and I don't like those songs as much.

So let's just agree to disagree. Sorry for being so hostile in the first place.

Hopefully we can agree that the Jonas Brothers are better than all of the said bands.

I wish i could post everything this guys ever said its all so hilarious. Nothings better then when he said that HOA1KC deserved to win an oscar over return of the king

[Kenjis Ghost]

This may be the most confusing thing ever

Originally Posted by Jigsaww
the series would be better with a remake the plot sucked i cant even remember why they wanted to kill sidney i used to love it cuzz of the costume but why? i like the series but i could have been better. but atleast its not one of those kind of movies where the person cant die but it was a person each time in the same costume....that sucked....i liked the costume but it could have been different like the bloody scream costume you see people wear during halloween time or a different weapon atleast. very different people wanting to kill the same people with the same weapon....whats up with that?

[KINGHORROR]

Originally Posted by themaskofsatan

I wish i could post everything this guys ever said its all so hilarious. Nothings better then when he said that HOA1KC deserved to win an oscar over return of the king

How did I miss this guy?

[themaskofsatan]

Originally Posted by KINGHORROR

How did I miss this guy?

just go on and read the top ten metal albums thread where he tries to debate that rob zombie and marilyn manson are better then black sabbath because "they write whats in their head"

[Room 237]

anyone remember this dude??

Originally Posted by crackman

ALL CREATURES
Pilot: The Awakening
By Christopher Baxter

EXT. A lonely barn
It is the lonely time between night and morning that is known as EARLY DAWN. We see a small barn on a field. Nothing moves.

We CLOSE IN SLOWLY ON THE BARN. It is eerily silent. Almost EERILY silent. It is DAWN.

INT. the lonely barn. A young girl is staring directly at the camera. The camera closes in towards her face. She speaks. Softly.

GIRL
Did you hear something?

MAN'S VOICE OFF CAMERA
Nothing. Stop being such a damned-

His voice is abruptly cut off. The camera is still closing in on the girl's face, which does not change or show any flicker of emotion. After a second or two the girl reacts. She spins slowly and screams:

GIRL
They're here!

SHEEP (stepping into view)
Well well well. What do we have hear. *takes a puff of his pipe*

GIRL
Phew! Old man furback, it's only you, I was worried that-

SHEEP
Shut your foul mouth, old devil woman! I am not here on good terms.

He stands up and takes a puff of his pipe.

GIRL
What?

SHEEP
You know why I'm here... I'm here... for payment. Payment in full.

A pause.

SHEEP
Take off your clothes.

The Girl nods and stands to slide her dress down. Old man Furback glares at the MAN.

SHEEP
Both of you.

The man unbuttons his jeans reluctantly. With a grin, involuntary as his face has been scarred by ACID by the sheeps years ago.

This is as far as I have gotten, please review and let me know how to make it less hateful. Perhaps replace the crazed animals with something else, like mutated humans or evolved zombies?

Thanks,

thecrackman

[Room 237]

.....aaaaand the classic follow-up.

Originally Posted by crackman

You know what i'm gong to do? You deplorable goblins? I'm going to make this script the greatest script the world has ever read and then when I sell it and Spielberg directs it, and you're all sitting in the cinema MASTURBATING because the film's that good, you know what's going to appear at the end of the film? Not credits, just a black screen with white text scrolling up with the names of each and every poster on these legacy, with FUCK YOU, PRICK written next to it. Then there will be a diagram of me molesting you in your sleep. What that would look like. I see it when I close my eyes.

You dirty little spits, you think you're so much better than me? I don't know how to format a script, sure, and yeah, I didn't know that faxes and phones are the same thing. But do you constructivelly help me? Do you aid me in my quest to be the best? No, you sit there and you just puke up your condescending little bastard words all over my monitor. Up yours, bloody-disgusting, you pack of hateful fucks. I hate you.

crackman

[ArchVile99]

Originally Posted by Kenjis Ghost

This may be the most confusing thing ever

Originally Posted by Jigsaww
the series would be better with a remake the plot sucked i cant even remember why they wanted to kill sidney i used to love it cuzz of the costume but why? i like the series but i could have been better. but atleast its not one of those kind of movies where the person cant die but it was a person each time in the same costume....that sucked....i liked the costume but it could have been different like the bloody scream costume you see people wear during halloween time or a different weapon atleast. very different people wanting to kill the same people with the same weapon....whats up with that?

Bastard love child of Dr Cannibal and Slasher Freak 97.

[themaskofsatan]

Originally Posted by Room 237

.....aaaaand the classic follow-up.

Hahahaha sheer brilliance best script evrrrr. I love the comment about the chart showing him molesting everyone in their sleep.

[Kenjis Ghost]

Originally Posted by ArchVile99

Bastard love child of Dr Cannibal and Slasher Freak 97.

I kind of see where your coming from