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Old 05-06-2015, 11:53 PM   #1
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One hobby a friend recently turned me on to is writing female prisoners, with a view towards eventually establishing a sexual relationship somewhere down the line.

Now, I know what you're thinking: that sounds unethical. And it probably is. But, I can assure you, I do nothing that someone using OKCupid wouldn't do - I make no declarations of love, or even hint at anything more than a Platonic, intellectual relationship with these women. I do look for ones I can relate to intellectually or culturally - you'd be surprised, for instance, how many middle class hipster girls are locked up on heroin charges.

So is this ultra- creepy? Or just plain ol' regular creepy? I don't have the worst intentions; if I formed a legitimate emotional bond with one, I wouldn't even be adverse to setting aside the rest of the scheme and pursuing a relationship with them on their release.

I do tend to pick ones I'm especially attracted to to write - who are, incidentally, not the most attractive girls looking for penpals, as they likely get more solicitations than the other girls. I do nothing explicitly manipulative, and keep everything very cordial and PG, but I do send plenty of photos of myself (I'm moderately attractive, if not very masculine) and use the most flowery language I can.

TL;DR: ask me anything.

EDIT: I ought to add that I do this primarily for my own entertainment, and only in half-seriousness. I've never had much problems getting girlfriends, but I also have plenty of free time, and I do not ever intend to settle down into monogamy, so I consider it playing the long game. If I do find someone DTF now in half a decade, for the price of a few books of stamps, it'll save me time and energy now.
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I can't help thinking this is Santa's alternate account, what with the German name.
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I see no problem with women in prison writing. It's probably quite therapeutic for them.
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Are you writing to prisoners in Illinois?
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FUCK YES!







Please let me know how this works out for ya.

I'll look at the local arrests and there's a few chicks who live close to me that are awfully hot and tend to get in trouble a lot. I'm married but I often wonder if I should start a home for wayward women. So, I think this idea is awesome.
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I'm married but I often wonder if I should start a home for wayward women. So, I think this idea is awesome.
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One - a cougar-ish 36-year-old arrested for embezzling over $150,000 from her place of employment.


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Please let me know how this works out for ya.

I'll look at the local arrests and there's a few chicks who live close to me that are awfully hot and tend to get in trouble a lot. I'm married but I often wonder if I should start a home for wayward women. So, I think this idea is awesome.
There are a few sites that you could use to do this, if you were so inclined.

http://paperdollspenpals.com/newest.asp

http://www.femaleprisonpals.com/


http://www.cowtowninfo.com/

http://captiveangels.com/home.html

Paper Dolls, the first link, is by far the one I've had the most success with. All are free to use.

A word of advice for anyone looking to do this:

1. You must write your return address on the envelope and the letter.

2. If you intend to send photographs, they cannot be Polaroids.

3. You may send nothing except letters and non-Polaroid photos.

4. Bear in mind that everything you send and receive will be monitored for contraband, and at least ostensibly read by prison guards, though I'm given to understand that they rarely do more than give everything more than a cursory glance through.

I've established contact with this girl via Paper Dolls. She's almost exactly my type: a metalhead, a Latina, and smoking fucking hot. And she gets out in 2017, so I'll be all over that. She's off limits to you fellas, but there are others just as nice there.

http://paperdollspenpals.com/lmno/magalimartinez.asp
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I've established contact with this girl via Paper Dolls. She's almost exactly my type: a metalhead, a Latina, and smoking fucking hot. And she gets out in 2017, so I'll be all over that. She's off limits to you fellas, but there are others just as nice there.

http://paperdollspenpals.com/lmno/magalimartinez.asp
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You're hobby is no weirder than mine, so I say go for it.
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I was writing to some woman in prison. Started off well and she asked if I could send nudes. No problem!

I later found out my letter was being forwarded to some guy in new south wales, Australia....
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