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Old 02-22-2013, 07:41 PM   #871
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Yeah I call bullshit on his claim as well.
Who the fuck cares what you call? Yeah, like I have nothing better to do but lie to a bunch of people I won't ever actually meet about the amount of films I've seen.

Silly absurd little man.
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:19 PM   #872
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Who the fuck cares what you call? Yeah, like I have nothing better to do but lie to a bunch of people I won't ever actually meet about the amount of films I've seen.

Silly absurd little man.


I hope you don't get banned anytime soon. You're hilarious.
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:29 PM   #873
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Ain't nobody got time for that, now remixed.

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I hope you don't get banned anytime soon. You're hilarious.
I would remark, but it'd be a waste of one.
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Who the fuck cares what you call? Yeah, like I have nothing better to do but lie to a bunch of people I won't ever actually meet about the amount of films I've seen.

Silly absurd little man.
Thousands, and thousands of movies? I don't think Roger Ebert has seen that many. There is NO way.

You lie boy, you lllliiiiieeee!
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Thousands, and thousands of movies? I don't think Roger Ebert has seen that many. There is NO way.

You lie boy, you lllliiiiieeee!
Who gives a fuck about the old fuck fart Roger Ebert anyway?
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Who gives a fuck about the old fuck fart Roger Ebert anyway?
Exactly.

I remember Ebert trashing the remake when it came out but a lot of the horror critics on the web were at the same screening as him and said he was scared shitless the entire time watching it.

Ebert is a fucktard.
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Ebert is a fucktard.
Only when it comes to his stance on violence in movies. He flip flops more than a politician.

Wolf Creek - Appalling! If you like this, you're sick!

The Devil's Rejects - Good stuff!



Kick-Ass - How dare they put an 11 year-old in the role of Hit-Girl! That's just wrong.

Hanna - Beautiful movie, with a great performance by the young actress who plays the deadly Hanna.


Other than that though, his critiques are usually fun to read.
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Yeah, some of his reviews are interesting, others leave me at a loss for words, because he displays many symptoms of Romnesia.
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Alright, my revised list of the franchise films from top to bottom would go as follows:

1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
5. Texas Chainsaw 3D
6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

I've pretty much found elements of all the films that I like (yes, even the very terrible TNG). TCM 3D fell behind TCM 2 for me because TCM 2 has that '80's horror vibe that I love so much, & even though Dan Yeager gives a better peformance than Bill Johnson does, in this movie Leatherface is more of a character, even if those moments are highly comedic, whereas in TCM 3D he's more akin to a Jason clone.

With the way TCM 3D was handled, it didn't actually give many opportunities for Leatherface to be seen as more than just a hulking killer (ala the original).
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