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Old 04-05-2013, 06:51 PM   #61
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And I thought you were a nice quiet girl.
You should know me better than that by now. I'm only shy and withdrawn around new people. Then you get a look at my book collection and start wondering what the chances are that I might either kill you or fuck you. Neither seems to happen very much these days though.
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You should know me better than that by now. I'm only shy and withdrawn around new people. Then you get a look at my book collection and start wondering what the chances are that I might either kill you or fuck you. Neither seems to happen very much these days though.

I've never really spoke to you all that much. I'm much the same though, I don't really talk around people I don't know. And everyone thins I'm going to be a serial killer. It's not a bad image.

Aren't you married though? That's expected. Ohh, aren't you the chick that one that house? Such envy.
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I've never really spoke to you all that much. I'm much the same though, I don't really talk around people I don't know. And everyone thins I'm going to be a serial killer. It's not a bad image.
You'll probably end up like the killer from Fade to Black, except you'll only dress up as Freddy Krueger, Bela Lugosi and Hitler.
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Ohhh fuuuck me running.
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I've never really spoke to you all that much. I'm much the same though, I don't really talk around people I don't know. And everyone thins I'm going to be a serial killer. It's not a bad image.

Aren't you married though? That's expected. Ohh, aren't you the chick that one that house? Such envy.
Yup married with a free house. Nothing I can do about it. Sorry.

Mulling over plans to kill someone is an interesting way to pass the time but it just feels like more stress and work than it's worth. I'd rather patiently wait for people to drive themselves off the face of the planet. It's worked for me so far.
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Yup married with a free house. Nothing I can do about it. Sorry.

Mulling over plans to kill someone is an interesting way to pass the time but it just feels like more stress and work than it's worth. I'd rather patiently wait for people to drive themselves off the face of the planet. It's worked for me so far.

I wish the people I wanted gone would do that. Although, it would be one very empty place.
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I wish the people I wanted gone would do that. Although, it would be one very empty place.
I seem to be lucky in two ways. 1. People I don't care for tend to go away of their own accord. 2. Movies that I want to see again, no matter how random and obscure tend to play on the cable anywhere up to two weeks after I first recalled the title. How many times do you see Dick Tracy playing on cable? I want it, boom there it is. It's a super power I can definitely live with.
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I seem to be lucky in two ways. 1. People I don't care for tend to go away of their own accord. 2. Movies that I want to see again, no matter how random and obscure tend to play on the cable anywhere up to two weeks after I first recalled the title. How many times do you see Dick Tracy playing on cable? I want it, boom there it is. It's a super power I can definitely live with.


I've had a few instances where I've had dreams, and then they come true within a week. It's happened 3 times from memory. And the details are the exact same. It's fucking weeeeird.

The weirdest one that I can remember is that I got a new doctor, back when I was going through all my ADHD treatments. The doctors name, where it was, whast he looked like, and then two weeks later bam. I was speechless.


I didn't say anything in fear I would be locked in a white room for tests. Fear me.
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I've had a few instances where I've had dreams, and then they come true within a week. It's happened 3 times from memory. And the details are the exact same. It's fucking weeeeird.

The weirdest one that I can remember is that I got a new doctor, back when I was going through all my ADHD treatments. The doctors name, where it was, whast he looked like, and then two weeks later bam. I was speechless.


I didn't say anything in fear I would be locked in a white room for tests. Fear me.
Maybe you were experiencing deja vu from the effects of Niodine Oxide exposure and only thought you were dreaming. Or crossed lanes with your alternate self in another dimension as the result of a dimentional tear. There are many ways to explain strange circumstances while avoiding the C word.
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Maybe you were experiencing deja vu from the effects of Niodine Oxide exposure and only thought you were dreaming. Or crossed lanes with your alternate self in another dimension as the result of a dimentional tear. There are many ways to explain strange circumstances while avoiding the C word.
All possible.

Who really knows though? Maybe we have even already lived out lives, and what we see are the memories of the former life about to repeat.

*Tilightzone theme*
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