Alligator vs Burmese Python

[Myerszilla]

That show was fucking terrible. haha I stumbled upon it last summer & watched all the episodes. Didn't take long for me to see why it was cancelled so quickly.

But I completely agree, being a snake seems like more than what I'd want to bargain for. I'd hate to have to only eat several times out the entire year. lol

Btw, has anyone here seen the photos of the Python that exploded after eating an Alligator? Now that's some chaotic shit....imagine eating something & then the next thing you know your stomach is now an open hole.

[Rusted]

Originally Posted by Myerszilla

That show was fucking terrible. haha I stumbled upon it last summer & watched all the episodes. Didn't take long for me to see why it was cancelled so quickly.

But I completely agree, being a snake seems like more than what I'd want to bargain for. I'd hate to have to only eat several times out the entire year. lol

Btw, has anyone here seen the photos of the Python that exploded after eating an Alligator? Now that's some chaotic shit....imagine eating something & then the next thing you know your stomach is now an open hole.

You mean this photo

[Jack the Pin]

Alligators freak me out more than even the largest snake does. I'm wary of anything whose overall body length is comprised of one third jaw lined with razor-sharp teeth. Another thing that gets me is that alligators seem to be constantly smiling that hee hee smile of theirs. It's a very Mona Lisa sort of smile. You think you know what the Mona Lisa is thinking hanging there all quiet on the wall of the Louvre, then--chomp!--there's a gushing stump where your arm used to be. The Mona Lisa has to be one of the most fearsome predators among objets d'art. There's not a more chilling site than watching the Mona lisa tear into a hapless deer or whatever might venture too close to her frame. Why do you think the area around the Mona Lisa is cordonned off? It's not to protect an invaluable piece of Art from being snatched or poached, it's to protect art lovers (hapless deer in their own right) from being devoured whole! The Lourve has an entire room (not open to the museum-going public for obvious reasons) filled with the tattered, broken, and blood smeared reamins of art enthusiats who disregarded the primordial evil of that smile, ventured too close and--CHOMP! Heaps of tweed jackets rent from collar to cuff, pairs of bent and twisted pince nez by the bushel, mauled berets in piles as high as your head. mascerated cardigans, chewed up smoking jackets, tufts of blood clotted hair from a million goatees! Such is the Louvre's secret, and such is the Lourve's shame (even though they do a brisk though clandestine business among Japanese tourists who have been given the word up on the down low concerning the Lourve, the room and it's ghastly secretive grand guignol). The Mona Lisa and her insatiable blood-lust is the main reason as to why the French are so ill-tempered. Most have lost a frere or une soeur to this most lethal of museum scorges. Beware the Mona Lisa! ....and be careful around those damned alligators.

[Santa]

Originally Posted by Jack the Pin

Alligators freak me out more than even the largest snake does. I'm wary of anything whose overall body length is comprised of one third jaw lined with razor-sharp teeth. Another thing that gets me is that alligators seem to be constantly smiling that hee hee smile of theirs. It's a very Mona Lisa sort of smile. You think you know what the Mona Lisa is thinking hanging there all quiet on the wall of the Louvre, then--chomp!--there's a gushing stump where your arm used to be. The Mona Lisa has to be one of the most fearsome predators among objets d'art. There's not a more chilling site than watching the Mona lisa tear into a hapless deer or whatever might venture too close to her frame. Why do you think the area around the Mona Lisa is cordonned off? It's not to protect an invaluable piece of Art from being snatched or poached, it's to protect art lovers (hapless deer in their own right) from being devoured whole! The Lourve has an entire room (not open to the museum-going public for obvious reasons) filled with the tattered, broken, and blood smeared reamins of art enthusiats who disregarded the primordial evil of that smile, ventured too close and--CHOMP! Heaps of tweed jackets rent from collar to cuff, pairs of bent and twisted pince nez by the bushel, mauled berets in piles as high as your head. mascerated cardigans, chewed up smoking jackets, tufts of blood clotted hair from a million goatees! Such is the Louvre's secret, and such is the Lourve's shame (even though they do a brisk though clandestine business among Japanese tourists who have been given the word up on the down low concerning the Lourve, the room and it's ghastly secretive grand guignol). The Mona Lisa and her insatiable blood-lust is the main reason as to why the French are so ill-tempered. Most have lost a frere or une soeur to this most lethal of museum scorges. Beware the Mona Lisa! ....and be careful around those damned alligators.

What the hell did you smoke?!

[Daenerys]

Talk about deep throat

[Caustic Coffee]

Originally Posted by The Dark Enchantress

Talk about deep throat

Ha.

Best snake related comment ever.

[Daenerys]

Originally Posted by Caustic Coffee

Ha.

Best snake related comment ever.

I figured it would be up there

[Dr. McStuffin]

There's a python hunt going on right now in Fl. Biggest snake will earn you a thousand bucks. I would do it if I lived closer to the glades...