Merry Christmas Thread

[Santa]

Originally Posted by rusted31

I'm looking forward to Christmas as I get to have a holiday. Two weeks off work here I come.

Great having that opportunity to take the holidays on Christmas to be at peace. I can't imagine working between Christmas and New Years Eve at all.

[Jinx]

shopping for my parents this year was luckily pretty easy. My dad wants a gift card from JC Whitney so he can put it towards parts for his Mustang he's been building. My mom wants a home depot gift card to put towards new bed room windows. Ill probably give them $100 each.

[Jinx]

[oxley]

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone felt
shitty, (even the mouse). Mom on at the whorehouse, and Dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the roof I heard such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. While up on the roof, I saw some old prick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. H came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell. I knew in a second, the old fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with whiskey and beer, and had a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thundering fart. The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight. "Piss on you all, its been one hell of a night!"

[dead breed]

Originally Posted by floyd2006

Am I the only one on the planet who hates A Christmas Story? Always was a Christmas Vacation type of person.

I love both movies.

[H.P. Pufncraft]

I've bought one Christmas present so far, a Mario race car for my baby brother:



My Sister's a Vegan and likes that Cupcake Wars show, so I thought about getting her this:



Not sure what to get my Dad yet.

I thought about getting him the first Rocky on dvd (I'd like to get him the whole collection, but the dvd boxsets are OOP).

I might also get him a $25 Subway gift card for his lunch breaks.

[floyd2006]

Originally Posted by H.P. Pufncraft

I've bought one Christmas present so far, a Mario race car for my baby brother:



My Sister's a Vegan and likes that Cupcake Wars show, so I thought about getting her this:



Not sure what to get my Dad yet.

I thought about getting him the first Rocky on dvd (I'd like to get him the whole collection, but the dvd boxsets are OOP).

I might also get him a $25 Subway gift card for his lunch breaks.

Me & my mom went half & half and bought my dad an ice maker.

I'll probably get a Best Buy gift card for my bro.

[ladynos]

Most of my shopping has been online. So far, I've got my niece a copy of Brave and some horse toys. Ordered my best friend some Sherlock Holmes stuff. One sis is getting Savages and Pulp Fiction on blu-ray. Other sis, the Once Upon a Time soundtrack and she wants the Chicago Code, but I don't think it's been released yet.

Getting my mom books by her fav author, and breast cancer awareness ear rings, to replace the ones she lost. Not sure about my stepdad, yet. I usually get him powertools.

[dead breed]

Everyone ready? I have 70% of my presents wrapped.

[Jinx]

I'm officially done

UPS dropped off my brothers external hard drive i ordered for him

even though he don't get me shit lol.. but i guess that's why im the older brother