2012 Horror Draft: Discussion Thread - Mr. Bungle wins!

[Santa]

Originally Posted by King_ov_Hell

Just started watching Ghosthouse, and the opening credits says it's written & directed by Humphrey Humbert. Who the hell is that!?

Most likely Sarsoor in disguise. Or oxley.

Originally Posted by dead breed

Klown will randomize them in round 1 .. I'll randomize round 2! Klown will let you know when he's online again.

Originally Posted by CountOrlok

I am just saying, that if they are randomly paired up (a vanilla list versus an obscure list), it won't be a very even match.

I said it prolly 1000 times and I say it again: I want you in the first round. But you are most likely afraid of being seriously ass-kicked by my stunning list, you wanker.

Originally Posted by oxley

Fuck I can't wait till the day comes you die of throat cancer, which will come from the unheatly amount of dick you suck, and cum you swallow.

Originally Posted by King_ov_Hell

I highly doubt sucking dick leads to throat cancer. Throat cancer develops mainly in men, and the woman to man dick sucking ratio is pretty high, so your argument is unsound. Plus semen is high in protein, so he'd be healthier sucking a lot of dick. You're basically complementing him on his healthy lifestyle. Most of the throat damage depends on the girth of the dicks in question, which pretty much just leads to a sore throat for a couple of days.

You two need to get laid - now.

[CountOrlok]

Originally Posted by Santa Sangre

I said it prolly 1000 times and I say it again: I want you in the first round. But you are most likely afraid of being seriously ass-kicked by my stunning list, you wanker.

You have too many classic horror films in your list. My list is about movies I like that I think are underrated, not about classics. So, it would not be a very even match up.

[Santa]

Originally Posted by CountOrlok

You have too many classic horror films in your list. My list is about movies I like that I think are underrated, not about classics. So, it would not be a very even match up.

And? The majority of mine are underrated as well, but still a classic in the book. I don't see your point not to do the match. Aisde from the sad fact that you will looooose.

[oxley]

Originally Posted by rusted31

Originally Posted by Vlad The Impaler

:

Go fuck yourselves.

[CountOrlok]

Originally Posted by Santa Sangre

And? The majority of mine are underrated as well, but still a classic in the book. I don't see your point not to do the match. Aisde from the sad fact that you will looooose.

I would lose because more people would have seen your picks than mine. Carrie, Nosferatu, Rosemary's Baby, The Haunting and The Fly are all well known classic horror films. I don't have any films regarded as classic in my list. Maybe some, but only by a small cadre of critics. Certainly not to the calibre of those mentioned above.

[Santa]

Originally Posted by CountOrlok

I would lose because more people would have seen your picks than mine. Carrie, Nosferatu, Rosemary's Baby, The Haunting and The Fly are all well known classic horror films. I don't have any films regarded as classic in my list. Maybe some, but only by a small cadre of critics. Certainly not to the calibre of those mentioned above.

I doubt that. "The Devils" is imo the strongest in my list, but it is almost not known to a wider audience, thanks to the hiatus of over 20 years (most likely longer) on the home video market.
Same with "The Haunting". Nobody knows this classic.

[CountOrlok]

Originally Posted by Santa Sangre

Same with "The Haunting". Nobody knows this classic.

It's no. 45 on IMDB's highest rated horror feature films with at least 1000 votes, plus it has a remake. None of the movies in my list have a remake, unless you want to count other adaptations of Edgar Allen Poe's story Murders in the Rue Morgue.

So I doubt that "nobody knows this classic". Maybe on this forum, I don't know.

[Jayy]

Suprisingly unpicked films:

The Stuff
Legacy
The Puppetmasters
Sphere
Cujo

[CountOrlok]

I'm not a big fan of Sphere.. but I'm not trashing those who like it. If you like it, that's cool. I'm just not a big fan of it.

[Santa]

Originally Posted by CountOrlok

So I doubt that "nobody knows this classic". Maybe on this forum, I don't know.

That's what I meant. "Daughters Of Darkness" is also a borderline film, though it is a classic in the (gothic) Vampire genre.

Originally Posted by Jayy

Suprisingly unpicked films:

The Stuff
Legacy
The Puppetmasters
Sphere
Cujo

Cujo would be interesting to check out.
Btw, did anyone pick Stephen King's Stark?