Ultimate Sleepaway Camp Thread

[Mogwai]

Originally Posted by Heathen

I had to stop right there to ponder why the typical male werewolf does not have a penis and to wonder why I haven't pondered this sooner. Perhaps the penis inverts itself during transformation. Wait, doesn't the movie Big Bad Wolf include a werewolf rape scene? I'll have to revisit that. Carry on.

They have to tuck their tackle in, to avoid it getting entangled in branbles as they chase after women in the woods on a full moon.
It's a pity this chap didn't tuck his nob up on the set of Teen Wolf:

And yeah, I know it's been debunked before any pedantic yank points it out to me...
But there is a ghost on '3 Men and a Baby' and it's not just a cardboard cut-out, right!

[Heathen]

Originally Posted by Mogwai

It's a pity this chap didn't tuck his nob up on the set of Teen Wolf:

I hadn't noticed that before. He did made haste to tuck it in before Michael J. Fox got wolfy and devoured it like a breakfast link.

[FridayFan84]

I feel bad for you people who refuse to watch 2 and 3. They are among some of the best 80's cheese in cinema.

[FridayFan84]

Hahahahaha was that guy for real saying Sleepaway Camp II took itself serious??????

[Mogwai]

Originally Posted by Heathen

I hadn't noticed that before. He did made haste to tuck it in before Michael J. Fox got wolfy and devoured it like a breakfast link.

Heheh, yeah, when the 'Fox' feels the lycanthropy there's no stopping him, he'd have bit that todger off in a flash, with a refreshing "KEG OF BEER"!
Now, enough of this OTT OT tomfoolery, this is the place for Sleepaway Camp talk so...
As a haughty cineast you should surely appreciate this bloke's reviews of the Sleepaway Camp Films Heathen me auld highfalutin' upstart pal

http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/05/30/sleepaway-camp.aspx

http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/06/18/...y-campers.aspx

http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/07/10/...wasteland.aspx

[Heathen]

Originally Posted by Mogwai

As a haughty cineast you should surely appreciate this bloke's reviews of the Sleepaway Camp Films

That arrogant bastard included three of favorite films in his worst of the decade list. It is unfathomable how any person with a mote of intelligence can categorically deny all the virtues of Blair Witch 2.

[Mogwai]

Originally Posted by Heathen

That arrogant bastard included three of favorite films in his worst of the decade list. It is unfathomable how any person with a mote of intelligence can categorically deny all the virtues of Blair Witch 2.

Heheh, you're the ultimate online exponent of Blair Witch 2! We need people like you so we can point our fingers and say that this is the bad guy. Well say goodnight to the bad guy, it's the last time you're gonna see a bad guy like me lemme tell you.
Tell you what Heathen, I'll give Book of Shadows a watch tomorrow. I'm damn sure I'll be insulted but, just for you, I will give it a rewatch.
And if I hate it as much as I did the first time around then consider this my last ever msg to you!

[Heathen]

Originally Posted by Mogwai

Heheh, you're the ultimate online exponent of Blair Witch 2! We need people like you so we can point our fingers and say that this is the bad guy.

That's probably the reason I'm on the no-fly list. It's a conspiracy that eclipses the original Blair Witch's massive marketing campaign.

[Mogwai]

Originally Posted by Heathen

That's probably the reason I'm on the no-fly list. It's a conspiracy that eclipses the original Blair Witch's massive marketing campaign.

Nah, I reckon the reason you're on the no-fly list is coz you would bore everyone to death with your defence of Book of Shadows, It'd be like that scene from Airplane wherein everyone sat next to you would take their own lives rather than listen to your Blair Witch 2 spiel. There'd be passengers hanging themselves, self-immolating and running swords through their bellies.
There'd also be a queue of people lining up with guns, baseball bats, wrenches and boxing gloves to silence your Blair Witch 2 sales pitch

[horrorking95]

My God!

For the most part, Sleepaway Camp was a camp, trashy and hugely entertaining slasher. It contains some of the worst acting I've ever seen and a terrible screenplay. Why the hell would Meg want to go on a date with that old man! And the paedophile chef was actually pretty creepy. But then the ending came...

That was one of the most shocking and scariest movie moments I've experiences. Films don't often scare me but that covered me in chills, and even thinking back to the bizarre image brings chills to my neck. I found it hard to get to sleep. It was just left so open and with little explanation. Her face, that noise!! It managed to produce something genuinely terrifying in the last 20 seconds which is something I've never seen before.

If Sleepaway Camp actually had a great screenplay and acting from the beginning, then it would've been so much more than a camp slasher, but one of the best slasher films ever made!

It was hilarious though, up until that moment. It's worth watching for those last 20 seconds alone!

7/10