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Old 04-18-2013, 11:01 PM   #220
Oxley
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And you'd be dressed up as Freddy. Sick fuck.


Funny story. I have a big signed life sized cut out of Freddy in my room. That says;

"To James, DIE SLOW FUCKER! Robert 'Freddy' Englund"

When I brought my last girl friend over, she said;

"We are not having sex in here with that, because I know damn well you'd be looking at it."

I didn't argue the fact at all. She saw the lust in my glare.

During High School there was a rumour going around that I slept with a cardboard cut out of him too. Which is funny as I only got this thing last year. And I finished school in 2010.
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You are a sadistic, volatile and all over out of control internet cruise missile, that's what you are, Oxley.
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