- About AvoidTheCheese
- dicin' it too much, Texass
- my hobbies include robbing banks and grocery stores don't forget stealing from nice old ladies who were prostitudes in past life.
- baking bread for the neighboring towns
- Favorite Horror Movie
- Who can decide, I mean, really?
- About Me
- If you really must know, my name is Cristián and I am too nasty beyond my years and love thinking wicked thoughts and sometimes think about teachers with sex-cams hidden in textbooks and my neighbor is a fat frog man who smokes so much like a fireplace I think if he was skinned he'd look like a crystal ball, I speak spanish sexy and I talk like a cowboy riding a donkey named Ametza Pizza and I love indie movies from here and elsewhere indie movies and I love to party and I think Mexico is the best place on Earth and I have no boundaries for anything except eating avacodo that's nasty, and did I mention horror is what I do?
- 80s, shoegaze, indie, techno, electroclash, indie-folk, new wave, new rave, noise, experimental, yadzasasas
- For Horror:Martyrs, Inside, Santa Sangre, El Topo, Eden Lake, Sheitan, Strange Circus, Irriversible, Deathproof, Haute Tension, Frontieres, Funny Games, REC, Opera, Pink Flamingos, The Blair Witch Project, Bug, Suicide Club, Noriko's DIner Table, Catacombs, Mulberry St., American Psycho, Ils, Splinter, Let the Right One In, The Descent, The Last House on the Left, P2, The Strangers, Elephant, Plauge Town, 28 days/weeks later, 6 Films to keep you awake, A Tale of Two Sisters, Audition, Alice Sweet Alice, Alien, Behind the Mask:The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Black Christmas, Black Sheep, Cabin Fever, Calvaire, Canibal Holocaust, The TX Chainsaw Massacre, Rocky Horror Picture Show& Repo!(does that count??), The Shining, Misery, Creep, Creepshow, Murderous Maids, Fat Girl, House of the Devil, Hell House, Donkey Punch, and so many other movies I can't think of, and still watching baby! *Shecks out my reviews for more flickzzzies!
- Haruki Murakami, Stephen King, and others.
- Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, iCarly, Estate of Panic,