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Not_Leslie_Vernon
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Last Activity: 08-29-2011 09:17 AM
About Me
- About Not_Leslie_Vernon
- Biography
- I promise you, I am not Leslie Vernon
- Location
- Like R. Kelly. I'm in your Closet.
- Interests
- Since I can't slay Virgins, I fight fires.
- Occupation
- Stand Up Comedian, MMA Writer and Volunteer Fire Fighter.
- Favorite Horror Movie
- Not Leslie Vernon.
- About Me
- Well I guess I am the lead MMA writer for the Cincinnati Enquirer and have a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. I fight fires as a volunteer fire fighter, bears and women while doing Stand-Up Comedy at the same time.
- Music
- Hurt, CKY, HIM, Apocalyptica, Bullet for my Valentine, 5FDP (Just not live) Lamb of God, Black Label Society, Rise Against, Tim and Eric, Flyleaf, Jon LaJoie, Korn, Drowning Pool, Trivium, Slipknot
- Movies
- Not Behind the Mask; Rise of Leslie Vernon. Freddy Got Fingered, Crank 1 and 2 and The Feast Trilogy.
- TV
- The Walking Dead
Dexter
Burn Notice
Ice Road Truckers
MMA
Deadliest Catch
Eastbound and Down - Sex
- Male
- XBOX Live GamerTag
- Chr1sBenoit
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