- About Not_Leslie_Vernon
- I promise you, I am not Leslie Vernon
- Like R. Kelly. I'm in your Closet.
- Since I can't slay Virgins, I fight fires.
- Stand Up Comedian, MMA Writer and Volunteer Fire Fighter.
- Favorite Horror Movie
- Not Leslie Vernon.
- About Me
- Well I guess I am the lead MMA writer for the Cincinnati Enquirer and have a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. I fight fires as a volunteer fire fighter, bears and women while doing Stand-Up Comedy at the same time.
- Hurt, CKY, HIM, Apocalyptica, Bullet for my Valentine, 5FDP (Just not live) Lamb of God, Black Label Society, Rise Against, Tim and Eric, Flyleaf, Jon LaJoie, Korn, Drowning Pool, Trivium, Slipknot
- Not Behind the Mask; Rise of Leslie Vernon. Freddy Got Fingered, Crank 1 and 2 and The Feast Trilogy.
- The Walking Dead
Ice Road Truckers
Eastbound and Down
- XBOX Live GamerTag
Hellions on Parade, bodies fall by hand and blade.