Heheh,I wasn't offended, rather amused with your horse shit picture!
I live in Timperley, about 4 miles from Old Trafford so I support my local club. I too can't stand the cockney reds and the glory supporters - they give us real Manc fans a bad name.
I love the line in Bottom when Eddie asks Richie if he'll scatter his ashes over Queens Park Rangers football ground and Eddie says NO!
Oh, well that's alright then!!!