Oh yeah? Bustling with commotion over there at UHM land is it? Listen mate, if there's one thing that Aussie poppets have taught me over the years then it's that you've got to swing your hips yeah, and sometimes you've got to do the locommotion with me!

I shagged Kylie last night - right up her fucking bilabong hole, she screamed and screamed "bum me harder Mogs ya brumby pasher ya"!
So I did. Then her ugly sister Danni joined in so I flicked me cock out of Kylies Arse and cummed in her daggy sisters eyeball.

That's just how I treat the Sheila's mate, I'm fucking hardcore like that mate!

I forgot to do something at UHM.

It is such a rat race over there with all the horror talk and goss...I guy just cannot move with all the commotion. Actually I try and stay out of all the non-horror talk there now. It went a bit stupid while I was away, thee Woodsy Medieval faerie can vouch for that one.

DM wanted to put it in my poo poo hole so I still have him on ignore.

They finally got enough paper cups to spare one for me, I was happy to say the least. Payment wasn't too bad, I just couldn't sit down for one week so not too bad.

Shut it you muppet! Made up the navi's managed to run the paper cups and string from your outback shack to the Sydney Opera House which is just one massive data centre heheh! How's UHM these days? DM still a fucking nob I take it!?
Yeah - thought so!
Now, cumere & gimme a kiss darling!!!

MOGGS you been perving on me honeytits again...I'm offended, this is sexual harassment.

Fuck Yeah! Splatty's back online
I'm dead dead chuffed to see you back here mate.
This place ain't the same without you you croc bothering drongo fucker!
Missed you honeytits!

I finally got the net back mate so watched that video link you gave me....you bloody disgusting limey bugger you...loved it by the way

Fuck I miss the faerie and you here.

I'm on for a short while so thought I would drop by and say g'day you Pommie cunt.

No net at home is becoming more than a joke now. I should be hearing from the douches on Monday. If not I will call them and tell them to fuck off.

In all honesty I fucking miss you and the faerie here.

Bonza cobba!
Cop a load of this you upside down inside out abo spacka!
You'll just love this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=732_1351928597

Dang I love you too bro but you know it is a friendship kinda love and not a Bieber kinda love dude

Yeah I miss you and Wonder so damned much mate.