Yeah! You just gotta come over here to find out the rest of the better cases! Dropping all your plans for me! So nice! *I bet it's so intelligent and witty, right?? * I meant your dad, jerk! I love a man in uniform! As long as it's broken in, right?

... I'm completely serious when I ask, was that always there? I really didn't see that. Anyways, ...lol. Totally doing the PM, man. Should I get on you tonight? I have to work the morning shift tomorrow.

Yeah, cause it totally means something gay in OH. Then you'd join me in a trip to the blood drive this year? *I'd like to find out what it is! * That's what it is. Crazy amounts of awesome. I learn from the best, y'know. Because I practice!

Sorry, my mistake. Angry means Turned On here in WA. I should give them my blood! They can enjoy some AIDS too! * I knew there wasn't much more to you, than that. * All I ask is to be normal! I love that you keep me busy, since I'm good at what I do!

If you take a piss on me, I'm going to be angry. Thanks for the pity laugh, man. We both know I don't have any awesome to spare. *I don't know what you are hinting at.* I'm not crazy! Jeez! Why do you bother asking, if you know everything??

I know, it's totally not like I stayed up late talking to some faggot, then stayed up even later PMing him. Hot, maybe. It's just how my body gets rid of the extra awesome in me! I know you soooo well! Yeah, ...well, wait. That is who I'm looking at, right? Maaaybe.

Oh, so awesome. I actually over slept, and was late to work today (had to go in early). I got a bloody nose right when I showed up, and totally thought of someone. () Harrison Ford, eh? Your favorite guy! I'm totally watching Rambo III right now. Kurtwood Smith, man. What a badass.

Heeey! I actually got out of work early! So happy, man. How have you been today?

Just think of it in that accent and you got it!

HA!

That's ok. This is obviously one topic you and I will never be able to agree on.

We probably shouldn't derail a thread of such importance anyway.

Oh OK. Watching any movies today?

Hey what's up?

Are you OK?

Because I spoil you!

Because we're so awesome! They complain about being hurt all the time, but yet put themselves in that situation to begin with. So stupid. Well, at least you got a good 4/5 average! The Dead Pool is my fourth favorite. It's good, but the first three, man. Jim Carrey helped make that obvious to me!

Me too, but it took the 7,001 time to make me hate it!

Me?? No! This movie is fucking awesome, man! I can't believe I haven't watched it sooner! So many explosions... McClane even stabbed a guy in the eye with an icicle?! Jesus! I love this movie. URKEL! OMG! I loved him! No! Someone needs to pummel Laura for using Urkel for his Stefon alter ego. Whodda slut.

Oh man, I'm sorry I haven't done this sooner, after that first plane crash in DH2 I was engrossed. You should try to get some sleep though. You napped? Good thing! I probably shouldn't, we might stay up too late again!

Naww, I just know how to get what I want!

I totally did it! I'm a woman of my word! I didn't know you felt pain! Were you lying to me this whole time?? lol, The car chase! If only Sudden Impact could be that awesome. I guess your brother IS a faggot, man. I loved Jim's scene.

LOLIRL, when I first read that, I didn't realize you were citing the song. Then after the fact, I got it stuck in my head when I went back to work. Damn you. Nostalgia FTW, indeed, jerk!

Totally watching Die Hard 2! I got so excited to see Al was in this one too. I love Al! ...I keep wanting to call him Carl. What?? I loved Family Matters as a kid.

Are are you online?

You're so good to me, jerk.

Fine, fine. I'll copy it after I get off of work tonight. It hurts, man! I better buck up and start replying faster! AWWW YES! You gotta tell me what you think!

I actually come home on my lunch breaks to let the dogs outside, but yeah, sure I got on for this.

Haha, so totally fucking awesome!

I didn't do my thing. I need to try harder tonight. Who would've thought the day that you kept me waiting would be so soon!


What?! I'm totally on my lunch break. Having fun at that, alright.

Didja say hi to him for me?? Anyways, gotta go to work, man.

Haha, Oh you. I just gotta put on the paper bag, you know you're looking away in disgust. Fine then, I didn't want to say it, but it's gunna fail. You still up for this? Alright, what are you going to do about it, then? Fine! That's all I will admit to! That alone!

He was actually in an episode of Walker? I'm surprised. It's coming back to my state? Tell Conner to send it back to me. It'll come full circle! Yeah, you say that being an owner of Kurosawa films! I would've sat here with my head in my hands and cried. Ohhhh, that toupee episode. There's another one after George gets the toupee, where Kramer sets him up with a bald woman. That's all.

Oh, I don't know how they are at driving. Just the ones I've heard about are real backwards towards women, and believe dogs are filthy creatures that shouldn't be allowed in the house. lol, No way! You Ohio drivers man. Too good for red lights! They should have a drive-off!

It was always gay. I've been trying to tell you this whole time.

What? No! Not my Kurt! I know, I think it's such a hassle. Hey man, I haven't told a soul... yet! It always works out! I'm starting to become suspicious!

I'm so flattered, you lie to make me look better. So nice. Wouldn't that be something, if Harry was on Rambo's case, instead of Teasle in First Blood? Now that would be a epic movie. Well.. uh, I've got Home Alone on VHS! Ha ha! I think you just like to rub these things in! I recall you saying Phantasm was a blind buy. Fine, fine. We can share, but I don't wanna have to look at you.

P.S. Good answer! I'd have to punch you!

Could you look away? I'm kind of modest. Well, I'll try that, but I can't make any guarantees! It koinda is! This is why I can't count on you for anything.

It's not one of the best episodes of The A-Team, but it's still good. The Hulkster is awesome. lol, I was going to apologize for the use of tape upfront... Yeah, the box I sent you was actually an old box from an online Best Buy purchase. If you would've taken the paper off where I had our addresses listed, you would've seen the old stickers. I even reused the news paper I put in there from an eBay purchase I got from Oregon. I was just afraid the box would've popped open, that's all. Anyways, HEY! At least you're not a snob! Yeah, I wouldn't last very long in jail at all. lol, I actually saw an episode of Lockup once, that interviewed this morbidly obese, butch, lesbian inmate from a women's prison nicknamed "Heavy D." *shudders* lol, Both of those episodes are good. The toupee one... that was where George went on a date with the bald lady?

I will consider myself lucky! The worst thing we have out here in the Pacific Northwest are Idaho people. I hear they are craaazy. But yeah, I don't run red-lights either. I've seen someone do it and those cameras go off, though! I don't feel cheated at all! My mom was in a wreck once. She was t-boned by a girl MY age! That's all I've got.

See, I guess I do have anti-mean in me! I sure hope it does continue!

They both don't stand a chance against Kurt Russell. lol, That's totally fine, you don't have to send me a copy, even if there was one you could part with. I appreciate the thought, though. They sure are! I love having safe hopes!

That's because of me, I'm sorry. Right, I was totally thinking of packaging... then again, favoritism, Dirty Harry and Rambo are totally tied. You have the VHS tapes of Die Hard too? So awesome. Man, I really want the UK box sets of Hellraiser and Phantasm though. I'll just have to kill you and steal yours. Well, you don't like spitting, so I'll do it!

P.S. Well, I still feel bad if it's worth anything.

When did everyone in the OT thread become boring?