About Me: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Favorite Horror Movie: Suspiria
Signature: Last 5 Films Seen Dark Floors 1/5 Hancock 2.5/5 This World Of Ours 3/5 The Shadow Spirit 4/5 Wall-E
Sorry. I don't mean to be shady. Things have been NUTSO over here. Um, yeah. I'll try and give Morbid a call tomorrow afternoon. But, can't promise anything. I'm just confused about the new setup, rating system, and how to make it the same way I did before...
Too slow? Really? Hmmm. Well, that's a matter of taste I guess. I think some films are slow coughRagingBullcough. I loved the tension that I'm guessing was taken out for the dumb American audiences...
Hell yeah! I'm down with a trip to Dino Land! I'll meet y'all out there and bring the kids.
We also just re-upped our tickets and we included that new Aquatica park, so we'll be heading out that way soon for that too. I'll let you know when we nail down a day.
I've almost called you nearly every day this week, but it's been a rough week and I've been all kinds of stressed, so I figured I'd spare you. How's your week been? How was the trip?
I'm counting the days...I wanna watch it so bad.
Nothing's come in. Should have a few more additions over the next few months.
I've never had a trade go bad.
Did you get mine yet?
We also just re-upped our tickets and we included that new Aquatica park, so we'll be heading out that way soon for that too. I'll let you know when we nail down a day.
I need to see the African Queen too!
Next Wed is Fred Drekker night....Monster Squad and Night of the Creeps!!!
I'm going to put up a review in the recent watched films thread.