The Weird & Wonderful News Thread!

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Post by travisbickle » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:59 pm

Bloodsport is one of Trump's favorite movies...

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/287642/ ... loodsport/
We hadn’t been airborne long when Trump decided to watch a movie. He’d brought along “Michael,” a recent release, but twenty minutes after popping it into the VCR he got bored and switched to an old favorite, a Jean Claude Van Damme slugfest called “Bloodsport,” which he pronounced “an incredible, fantastic movie.”
By assigning to his son the task of fast-forwarding through all the plot exposition — Trump’s goal being “to get this two-hour movie down to forty-five minutes” — he eliminated any lulls between the nose hammering, kidney tenderizing, and shin whacking. When a beefy bad guy who was about to squish a normal-sized good guy received a crippling blow to the scrotum, I laughed. “Admit it, you’re laughing!” Trump shouted. “You want to write that Donald Trump was loving this ridiculous Jean Claude Van Damme movie, but are you willing to put in there that you were loving it, too?”
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Excellent taste.

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Post by Freddy_Lives » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:03 pm

travisbickle wrote:Bloodsport is one of Trump's favorite movies...
Excellent taste.
Nobody can deny Jean Claude's fight scenes, some of the best choreographed fight scenes ever.

Trump definitely seems like a guy who loves a good action movie.
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Post by McStuffin » Mon Feb 13, 2017 6:18 pm

Five year old found chewing on used condom on Florida playground.
Dats nasssty.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/13/po ... round.html

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Post by _Blakelock_ » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:03 pm

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Georgia couple gets prison time for racist threats at child’s birthday party

Source: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/geo ... day-party/

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Post by Freddy_Lives » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:41 pm

Lonely Japanese man who amassed a SIX-TON pile of dirty magazines died when it collapsed on top of him... and his body wasn't found for six months

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... zines.html
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Post by _Blakelock_ » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:44 pm

Freddy_Lives wrote:Lonely Japanese man who amassed a SIX-TON pile of dirty magazines died when it collapsed on top of him... and his body wasn't found for six months

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... zines.html
Fake: http://gizmodo.com/that-viral-story-abo ... 1792986533

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Post by Willowfang » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:34 pm

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It was the cow...

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Post by Decimus » Thu May 04, 2017 10:10 pm

Seems you're safe.
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Post by Willowfang » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:00 am

It was the cow...

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Post by thesassycynic » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:11 pm

German man gets his unit stuck in barbell weight...

http://geekologie.com/2017/09/german-ma ... barbel.php
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