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Join the ‘Repo Men’ Union, Damn These Organs Are Expensive!

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In lieu of Repo Men arriving in theaters April 2, Universal Pictures has released a new barcode one sheet, along with some info on how YOU can join The Union. “Tired of waiting on the donor list for a new human heart? What was once a privilege only enjoyed by professional military personnel and the wealthy is now available… to YOU. Take responsibility, take charge…improve YOUR life today.” Read on to learn more about The Union…they care.
“At The Union, we pride ourselves on providing the world’s most cutting-edge technology in organ replacement. Artiforgs -short for artificial organs–were originally developed to extend the lives of soldiers wounded in combat. We’ve taken this once-exclusive military technology and made it accessible to the general public. Thanks to our team of skilled scientists and technicians, you too can extend and enhance your life by purchasing your very own artiforg.

To learn more about the one stop shop for all your artiforg needs, please go to http://www.theunioncares.com. The website will guide you through their complete catalog of artiforg offerings, as well as an overview of financing and payment plans*.

Don’t delay – the key to extending and enhancing your life is just a few steps away…

Or, if you are interested in joining The Union team, please consider applying for a position directly on the website. The Union is currently looking for skilled and licensed technicians with the following skills to join their team of Repo Men:

-5+ years experience in the military, law enforcement or security work
-Must excel in hand-to-hand combat
-Proficiency in one or more of the following: mixed martial arts, karate, kung fu, judo, jujitsu, kickboxing
-Adept at handling both tasers and scalpels

*Financing Terms and Conditions: Action will be taken after the sixth day of the fourth month of non-payment. Repo Men will retrieve the property at your own expense.”

Get more info on The Union here.

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‘Ready or Not’: Radio Silence Filmmakers Tease the “Absolute Banger” of a Sequel That’s Taking Shape

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It was first reported a couple weeks ago that Ready or Not 2 is now in development, with Adam Robitel (The Taking of Deborah Logan, Insidious: The Last Key, Escape Room, Escape Room: Tournament of Champions) in talks to direct the sequel to the 2019 box office hit. Additionally, we had learned that Samara Weaving would be returning to star.

Entertainment Weekly caught up with Ready or Not directors Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin in the wake of those reports, and we’ve now got an update straight from the source.

“It’s getting figured out. That’s what we’ll say: Ready or Not 2 is getting figured out,” Gillett tells EW, confirming last month’s report. “What we can say is that there is a script that is an absolute fucking banger of a sequel. And however it gets made, and in whatever capacity we are helping get it made, we are so excited that it’s happening.”

“I don’t think we knew after making [Ready or Not] that there would be so much story left to tell,” Gillett continues. “We’re so proud of what that first movie is, we’re so proud of what the sequel is. We’re just really excited, and fingers crossed that it gets made.” Bettinelli-Olpin adds, “And with Searchlight and Samara, they’re not gonna let it down.”

The first film introduced a mythology wherein the wealthy Le Domas family has made a deal with the devil, one that requires them to take part in bizarre – and deadly – wedding night traditions. There’s much that can be done with the premise going forward, even if the first movie ended with Weaving’s Grace massacring the family and burning down their estate.

Wikipedia reminds, “The sole survivor of the night, Grace walks out of the burning manor just as the police arrive. Upon asking her what happened, she simply replies: in-laws.”

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