Jennifer's Body (2009) - BLOODY-DISGUSTING

Dukefrukem · 06-24-2009, 10:03 AM

Staring Megan Fox!

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The film follows Jennifer (Megan Fox), a mean-girl cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. It is then up to her "plain Jane" best friend Needy (Amanda Seyfried) to kill Jennifer, escape from a correctional facility and go after lead singer Nikolai (Adam Brody) and his Satan-worshiping rock band responsible for the transformation.

Any hope for this being a solid film?

cubbiechris · 06-24-2009, 10:13 AM

I'm a big Juno fan, but everything I've heard about this movie has been shit.

KINGHORROR · 06-24-2009, 10:16 AM

I'm kinda sick of Megan Fox already, get the fuck back to shitty daytime sitcoms where ya belong ya fucking sket.

Dukefrukem · 06-24-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KINGHORROR

I'm kinda sick of Megan Fox already, get the fuck back to shitty daytime sitcoms where ya belong ya fucking sket.

She hasn't even done anything yet. How can you be sick of her?

KINGHORROR · 06-24-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dukefrukem

She hasn't even done anything yet. How can you be sick of her?

Because she has no talent and no personality, shes only getting work because she is considered attractive.

Dukefrukem · 06-24-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KINGHORROR

Because she has no talent and no personality, shes only getting work because she is considered attractive.

I don't know how you can make that judgment yet. That's the whole point of this movie. To see what kind of talent she has. Her small roles in the Transformer movies don't prove anything. This movie she's taking on more serious roles. Do you know she's up to play the next Lara Croft?

KINGHORROR · 06-24-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dukefrukem

I don't know how you can make that judgment yet. That's the whole point of this movie. To see what kind of talent she has. Her small roles in the Transformer movies don't prove anything. This movie she's taking on more serious roles. Do you know she's up to play the next Lara Croft?

My care cup is empty.

\_/ <--- Look, nothing.

alleywaykrew · 06-24-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dukefrukem

She hasn't even done anything yet. How can you be sick of her?

Uh...Transformers 1, Transformers 2, How To Lose Friends And Alienate People...

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Originally Posted by Dukefrukem

I don't know how you can make that judgment yet. That's the whole point of this movie. To see what kind of talent she has. Her small roles in the Transformer movies don't prove anything. This movie she's taking on more serious roles. Do you know she's up to play the next Lara Croft?

Small roles in the Transformers movies? She's like the second lead...and who gives a fuck if she plays Lara Croft or not?

Dukefrukem · 06-24-2009, 10:38 AM

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Uh...Transformers 1, Transformers 2, How To Lose Friends And Alienate People...

...so?

Are you guys reading my posts? Her role in Transformers is to sit there and look hot. That's all. No serious acting involved. Judging her on her acting performance based on those roles would be like Seth Rogan isn't a good actor for his role in Donnie Darko.

alleywaykrew · 06-24-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dukefrukem

Are you guys reading my posts? Her role in Transformers is to sit there and look hot. That's all. No serious acting involved. Judging her on her acting performance based on those roles would be like Seth Rogan isn't a good actor for his role in Donnie Darko.

Yeah, that's a fair comparison...Seth Rogen with his 15 minutes of screen time vs. Megan Fox's at least 4 hours of attempting to emote...