Steven Seagal Appreciation Thread - Page 30 - BLOODY-DISGUSTING

oxley · 09-03-2009, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by !Viva Hate!

Seagal has killed or kicked the shit out of so many people.

Henry Silva

Robert Lasardo

William Sadler

Danny Trejo

Basil Wallace

Kane Hodder

Danny Inosanto

William Forsythe

Gary Busey

Tommy Lee Jones

Colm Meaney

Billy Bob Thonrton

John C. McGinley

R. Lee Ermey

Michael Caine

Eric Bogosian

Everett McGill

Patrick Kilpatrick

Brian Cox

John M. Jackson

Stephen Tobolowsky

Kris Kristofferson

Randy Travis

Gailard Sartain

Anthony Anderson

Morris Chesnut

Matt Schulze

Kevin Tighe

Randy Coture

Roger Guenveur Smith

Derek Mears

Igor Jijikine

Wow, kinda cool, yet somewhat creeped out you actually did that.

!Viva Hate! · 09-03-2009, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by oxley

Wow, kinda cool, yet somewhat creeped out you actually did that.

What the Hell do you think I've been doing the past hour? Sulking because of that poem you wrote? Hardly...

oxley · 09-03-2009, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by !Viva Hate!

What the Hell do you think I've been doing the past hour? Sulking because of that poem you wrote? Hardly...

A man can wish.

crazygrusem · 09-17-2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by !Viva Hate!

I would rank "Out For Justice" and "Urban Justice" as the best Seagal movies ever.

Mos Def. UJ is #2 or #3 for me. It's hard for me to choose between that and HTK and MFD.

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Originally Posted by !Viva Hate!

Seagal has killed or kicked the shit out of so many people.

Epic post, bro. Putting it into the first post.

Seagal's latest DTV, The Keeper, comes out this Tuesday.

Some recent stuff.

Trailer for his next movie after The Keeper entitled "On The Run."

Seagal's official Twitter, funny as fuck.
http://twitter.com/sseagalofficial

TV Show
http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/

New Film
http://www.steven-seagal.net/forum/s...ad.php?t=11685

!Viva Hate! · 09-23-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by crazygrusem

Mos Def. UJ is #2 or #3 for me. It's hard for me to choose between that and HTK and MFD.

Epic post, bro. Putting it into the first post.

Seagal's latest DTV, The Keeper, comes out this Tuesday.

Some recent stuff.

Trailer for his next movie after The Keeper entitled "On The Run."

Seagal's official Twitter, funny as fuck.
http://twitter.com/sseagalofficial

TV Show
http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/

New Film
http://www.steven-seagal.net/forum/s...ad.php?t=11685

MFD>HTK

Any movie where Seagal throws a man through a wall, pokes out his eyes, breaks his back over his knee, and throws him down an elevator shaft is golden

Thanks!

EvilDeadGirlBBW · 09-23-2009, 08:04 PM

"Out For Justice" and "Urban Justice" were awesome movies and I actually like "Above the Law" too and great post by the way
FUCK NUTS LMAO

!Viva Hate! · 09-24-2009, 04:45 AM

Rules to follow to make a perfect Steven Seagal film:

1. Seagal must break at least one arm a film.

2. There must be numerous ball strikes - via punching, kicking, weapons, etc.

3. Seagal must never bleed. However, everyone whom he shoots or stabs should gush blood like a geyser e.g. 'Urban Justice'

4. Seagal can never die. EVER. If Seagal should by some freak occurrence get shot almost point blank with a shotgun, he should simply get mad, beat on a few guys and then get shot again point blank with a shotgun. No matter how many shots Seagal takes, the most it will effect him is a 7 year coma.

5. Seagal must be described as "like a ghost" at least once. On top of this, he should have a shady past that no one can find a record of pre-1984.

6. Several references concerning Seagal being well endowed must be made by female cast members throughout the course of the film.

7. Seagal must never run out of bullets...EVER.

8. Plot twists or subplots that either make no sense or go nowhere must be included.

9. Seagal MUST wear the same leather coat in every scene.

10. Seagal's partner or sidekick must get murdered because of him.

11. Seagal must be in prison at some point of the film.

12. Seagal must appear disinterested in acting in the film.

13. Seagal must adopt a ridiculous accent he can't quite pull off...then somewhere in the middle of the film, give up and start speaking normal again.

14. Seagal must kill the main villain of the film by inserting something through some part of their head.

oltrelamorte · 01-24-2010, 04:32 PM

I'm a huge Seagal fan but I do know that his movies are really ridiculous. They're fun to watch...well most are minus some of his latest DTV output.

Out for Justice is probably my favorite. Words cannot describe how hilarious that movie is. Not to mention brilliant henchmen names such as Tattoos, a guy with a mullet & loads of tattoos, & Sticks, a guy who uses pool cues as weapons. Tattoos is probably one of my favorite action movie henchmen because of his appearance & infamous quotes such as "Fuck you, cop!(gets kicked into a wall & dies)" & "Motherfucker! You knocked my teeth out!"

My favorite Seagal DTV flick is Urban Justice. That movie is so out there & over the top that it can't be taken seriously at all. The blood squibs spray out like a firehose. I can't count how many times Seagal said "mother fucker who killed mah son" but it sure is a lot. Eddie Griffin is a humorous yet oddly cast villain but I did enjoy his character. Loved when he told a guy that he was "dressed like a muthafuckin' tampon." Gold.

Gutter · 01-24-2010, 04:35 PM

Love Seagal

1. Out For Justice
2. Above The Law
3. Fire Down Below
4. On Deadly Ground
5. Belly Of The Beast

i also like both the under siege films

Monster Randleman · 01-24-2010, 04:44 PM

Seagal is awesome, even if he plays the same role in every movie. I would also like to know where you can pick up his energy drink, I have never been able to find it