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AvoidTheCheese

AvoidTheCheese is rollin' around in da' cookie dough with the hippie girls and Mr.Harris

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Location: dicin' it too much, Texass	Member Since: 03-04-2009
Gender: Male	Last Online: 11-05-2009 07:16 PM
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About Me

About AvoidTheCheese

Biography

Mr.Monevarious!

Location

dicin' it too much, Texass

Interests

my hobbies include robbing banks and grocery stores don't forget stealing from nice old ladies who were prostitudes in past life.

Occupation

baking bread for the neighboring towns

Favorite Horror Movie

Who can decide, I mean, really?

About Me

If you really must know, my name is Cristián and I am too nasty beyond my years and love thinking wicked thoughts and sometimes think about teachers with sex-cams hidden in textbooks and my neighbor is a fat frog man who smokes so much like a fireplace I think if he was skinned he'd look like a crystal ball, I speak spanish sexy and I talk like a cowboy riding a donkey named Ametza Pizza and I love indie movies from here and elsewhere indie movies and I love to party and I think Mexico is the best place on Earth and I have no boundaries for anything except eating avacodo that's nasty, and did I mention horror is what I do?

Music

80s, shoegaze, indie, techno, electroclash, indie-folk, new wave, new rave, noise, experimental

Movies

For Horror:Martyrs, Inside, Santa Sangre, El Topo, Eden Lake, Sheitan, Strange Circus, Irriversible, Deathproof, Haute Tension, Frontieres, Funny Games, REC, Opera, Pink Flamingos, The Blair Witch Project, Bug, Suicide Club, Noriko's DIner Table, Catacombs, Mulberry St., American Psycho, Ils, Splinter, Let the Right One In, The Descent, The Last House on the Left, P2, The Strangers, Elephant, Plauge Town, 28 days/weeks later, 6 Films to keep you awake, A Tale of Two Sisters, Audition, Alice Sweet Alice, Alien, Behind the Mask:The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Black Christmas, Black Sheep, Cabin Fever, Calvaire, Canibal Holocaust, The TX Chainsaw Massacre, Rocky Horror Picture Show& Repo!(does that count??), The Shining, Misery, Creep, Creepshow, Murderous Maids, Fat Girl, House of the Devil, Hell House, and so many other movies I can't think of, and still watching baby!

Books

Haruki Murakami, Stephen King, and others.

TV

Estate of Panic, and Wipeout!

Sex

Male
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Movie Reviews By AvoidTheCheese

The Hills Have Eyes 2

Posted On:Monday, August 17, 2009

The Hills Have Eyes (remake)

Posted On:Monday, August 17, 2009

Hide and Seek

Posted On:Monday, August 17, 2009

The Hand

Posted On:Monday, August 17, 2009

Hostel: Part II

Posted On:Saturday, August 1, 2009

Murder Party (V)

Posted On:Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Severance (UK) (limited)

Posted On:Monday, July 27, 2009

REC (aka [REC] ) (Spain) (V)

Posted On:Thursday, July 16, 2009

Midnight Movie (V)

Posted On:Monday, July 13, 2009

Moon (NY/LA)

Posted On:Friday, July 10, 2009

Eraserhead

Posted On:Friday, July 10, 2009

Creepshow

Posted On:Friday, July 10, 2009

King of the Hill (El Rey de la Montaña) (SP) (V)

Posted On:Thursday, July 9, 2009

Zombie Strippers (V)

Posted On:Monday, July 6, 2009

Slaughter (Horrorfest 09) (V)

Posted On:Monday, July 6, 2009

The Hamiltons (V)

Posted On:Saturday, July 4, 2009

6 Films to Keep You Awake (V)

Posted On:Saturday, July 4, 2009

The Devil's Backbone

Posted On:Monday, June 29, 2009

Silence of the Lambs

Posted On:Sunday, June 28, 2009

Cursed (Unrated) (V)

Posted On:Sunday, June 28, 2009

Kill Bill Volume 2

Posted On:Sunday, June 28, 2009

The Shining

Posted On:Sunday, June 28, 2009

Plague Town (V)

Posted On:Thursday, June 25, 2009