I'm a crusty old savage from the pit of Hades, seeking a vapidly minuscule sign of joy wherever I prowl. I'll devour ineffectual opinions like many trembling vagina's awaiting a moist tonging. Beware intellectually inferior swine, I've come to challenge your banality with my ever constant senility.
As I write you this comment I am farting profusely and possibly shitting myself a little bit, but that is OK. You seem like a man who likes that in a woman and if so I am the woman for you! So, come take my soppy anus. I will allow you to break my hymen with your furious Taliban cock.
