Well, I'm a generally laid back kinda guy. I don't get much accomplished if I don't want to. I live in a small apartment with my girlfriend and her dog, which is nice. I enjoy going to a lot of concerts. My humor is rather black, so if you don't like a joke, get away from me. I will say things that will embarrass you in public, not give a rats ass about what people think of it and smile while I do it!
Captain Spaulding: I know what your problem is.
Bill Hudley: What's that?
Captain Spaulding: Ya'll think us folk from the country's real funny-like, dontcha?
Bill Hudley: Jerry...
Captain Spaulding: Yeah, well saddle up the mule, ma. Slide me some grits, I's got to get me some edu-cation, uh hu hu hu.
Bill Hudley: Jerry...
Captain Spaulding: You asshole!
