Let's be honest.
My name is Shay, but my good friends call me, well...Shay. I grew up in Bournemouth, England, with my three brothers, Richard, Michael, and Justin. (My parents never took well to Justin). My father died when I was six in a tragic poker game, in which he bet his left kidney. The operation was botched and I was left fatherless. He was never very good at poker.
My brothers and I were left to be raised by my mother, a kindly, but strict woman named Helga who had to become a traveling jezebel to make ends meet. Having no one else to turn to, she turned to us, her children, for comfort. She made a solemn promise to herself that our lives would be better than hers was, and our educations became her highest priority.
My eldest brother Michael went into the British military, in which he is a colonel to this day. Richard moved to Ireland, and became a college professor in Business Management, and wrote the book, "Just Give Up Already". It received mixed reviews. He is
