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Location: Missouri
Member Since: 04-20-2008
Gender: Male
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02-19-2010 09:32 AM
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About Me
About Jacques
Location
Missouri
Interests
Writing , video games , directing. Favorite Horror Movie
Inside, Saw III, Carrie, Martyrs
About Me
I’ve written 4 novels and 20-something short stories, some of them published. I’m also a professional clown. As you can probably tell, I hate most every movie I watch, yet I constantly watch them. And, yes, I love reading hate mail from people who get pissed over my reviews. It makes my day. However, I mean every negative word I say in my reviews.
Music
Rock , metal , screamo/emo. Movies
Saw (I through V) , Star Wars (I through VI) , Alien(s)(3) , Pulp Fiction , Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 , Death Proof , Reservoir Dogs , Gozu , Sukiyaki Western Django , Izo , Ichi the Killer , Dead or Alive Trillogy (Japanese) , Napoleon Dinomite , Visitor Q , Ŕ l'intérieur (Inside) , Hostel , Cloverfeild , Nacho Libre , Straw Dogs , Repo! The Genetic Opera , Martyrs , The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) , Carrie (1977) , Crank Books
Ted Dekker
Dean Koontz
Bentley Little
Stephen King TV
I don't really like TV. Sex
Male
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If this is what passes for a "BEAST" in this generation, there is no hope for us . . .
...Read More americangods and LordofDarkness are right. Quarantine sucked. Just another generic zombies-in-a-hous
...Read More comfycasket: Kid, horror, as a genre, was formed in order to scare and disturb. You mention The Evil
...Read More TheDeadMayTasteBad, the first Odd Thomas was one of the best books he's ever written. The rest of th
...Read More I don't really call a bloody masturbation scene "sexual gore". And I don't really call a leg-drillin
...Read More There is virtually NO difference between the edited version and the unedited version. Martyrs isn't
...Read More Eh . . . I really hoped they'd make another film as great as Inside. And what made Inside great was
...Read More Interesting theory. Thank God something truly original is coming out.
...Read More How can anyone not look at that picture at the bottom of this article and not crack up? Seriously, f
...Read More Eh. I really wish people would at least TRY to come up with even SEMI-original idea . . .
...Read More So this is going to be like BioShock and Fallout 3, then? Moral choices, heavily based on environmen
...Read More With Leigh Whannell and James Wan handing the game's writing, the plot should at least be good. As f
...Read More It looks like a pretty average sci-fi movie. The only reason to see it is because of the names behin
...Read More Pike: Gifted filmmaker or not, no one comes up with creative ideas anymore. No one. There's no need
...Read More Sounds like an Escape from New York rip-off. If not that, it's certainly a pathetically unoriginal i
...Read More I'm pretty sure this movie is not going to only be a Saw rip-off as far as content, but also in its
...Read More I agree with Pike. Personally, I think Zombie could make this work.
...Read More Saw mixed with Ichi the Killer, with the toned down Hostel-style cut-away scene that is no more brut
...Read More It's just another copy/paste of Eight Legged Freaks. Who really cares?
...Read More I'm sick of generic movies like Coraline. Girl-goes-int-another-world-and-it's-Gothic, OH GOD!, who
...Read More
Movie Reviews By Jacques
Halloween
Halloween
Session 9
Phantasm
Coraline
The Omen
Candyman
Bug
May
Awake
Twilight
The Thing
Pathology
Izo
P2
Suspiria
Doomsday
Vampyr
Sin City
Hostel
Signs
Fido
Feast
Saw
Cube
The Mist
Aliens
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Yeah, I hate to jump on the hater bandwagon but man you have really poor taste in movies and you over-analyze everything.
your reviews are awful. If you thought TCM and Halloween were bad, then you know nothing.
gotta say...your reviews are awful.
Hey, I'm a Saw fan as well. My favorite horror franchise ever. But I think you're kinda harsh on Del Torro films, except for Hellboy 2. Just saying. Question have you seen Philosophy of a Knife? And what's the goriest movie you've ever seen?
Hey man, just wondering if you've seen Planet Terror, and if you think it's worth watching. I agree with a lot of your reviews so thought i'd shoot you a quick message.
Thanks
Jay
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