I was born on a hot balmy day in August somewhere in the city of L.A. Rumor has it that is was an old taxi cab and that I was more or less found (that's a claim my old man has supported over the years anyway).
I was a singular kid, never really wanted to be around people. We had an understanding even at a young age. People don't understand me and I don't understand people. I spent most of my childhood in isolation in my room drawing monsters and watching re-runs of Benny Hill. All those bouncy British tits probably did something to my head.
School was the worst. I was sent to Catholic school. I remember the first word taught to us in first grade (by some nun who's name I've thankfully erased from my mind) was obey. Obey!?! Even as a six year old I though "That sounds like robot talk! This place eats ass!"
School always was lame. I barely had friends and spent most of the time hanging out with people who were into horror and liked punk music. I remember a couple of bullies wer
