Damn, that sound would've made a great ringtone.

That old, two-timing son of a whore? I got rid of that harlot months ago. My knew one is silent as the grave.

Does it still sound like a sledgehammer?

Oh well. My vibrator will always want me.

Im glad youve come to terms with it. I only kept you around cause I have a fetish for pregnant chicks.

I won't be a teenage mother for long and it depresses me. Will I still be attractive when I'm more socially acceptable to date? It's okay to say no. In fact, consider the question rhetorical.

Nah, but I can add Teenage Mothers if you want.

I like to think the double post part of your sig is dedicated solely to me.