REVIEW'N WHILE I'M WATCH'N #2: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
Posted 10-30-2009 at 10:23 PM by flyingtoast99
It's a science fiction double feature! Welcome again to my movie vault of horrors. Today (though this the same day as the last review) I'll be taking you up to the lab to see, what's on the slab... The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Sooooo here we are again. I could probably do this one from memory, but won't. The lips have begun to sing "Scince Fiction Double feature". Whoever sings this has nice teeth. Tim Curry's awesome."At the late night double feature picture show..."
I'm taking this extra time to sing along (I suggest you do the same).
If you look close enough at the camra man's camra the type of flash changes from an old timey light bulb to an electric one. A couple runs up in the shot twice but i can't catch it for anything.
Does dr. Scot have like a love potion or somthing, everybody "meets up" in Dr.Scot's refresher course.
Now Brad has broken out into "Damnit Janet" If you look at the heart he draws on the door it changes shape inbetween shots.
Now cut to the crim who provides some exposition. Brad and Janet go to talk to Dr.Scot about their engagement. But OH NO! Brad runs into a dead end and tries to back up... BOOM! He gets a flat! He should have fixed that spare tire.
"Theres A Light" starts playing. Still singing along. Riff Raff looks creepy staring at them through the window. Speaking of the window, notice how no rain is hitting the window.
"Helllllllooooooo. Your'e wet." Creeper alert!
majenta shows up by sliding down the stairs
"I bet it's a hunting club for rich weirdows."
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!"
It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right, then put your hands on your hips, then bring your knees in tight, and it's the pelvic thrust!
Elbow fucks not uncommon.
notice the carpet is gone. Tsk tsk tsk so many mistakes...
" Say one of you guys know how to madison?"
You know him, you love him, but "HE'S JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE!"
Janet faints alot.
Tim Curry is just too awesome.
"Why don't you stay for the night?"
"I see you shiver... with antici.......pation!"
What the hell does Columbia say when Brad gets his pants taken off?
"We are simply his servants."
Now we are currently in Frank N' Furter's lab which for some reason has no doors. The unveiling of Rocky Horror is slowly approching...
"The Sword of Damocles" it sings the second it springs to life. Watch the fabric over the tub. It changes position. Oh and Rifff Raff turns the wheel in the same direction to make that thing go up or down.
I'd also like to point out that when the liquids are added to the tub it turns rainbow colored (Perhaps Frank was trying to make it gay).
"OH ROCKY!!!" Frank screams at the beautiful creature when makes it's way out of the tub.
"That's no way to behave on your first day out!" After the song.
"I don't like men with too many muscels."
"I didn't make him for YOU!" Frank snaps back.
Rocky Horror currently still carries the Charals Atlas Seal of Approval.
"I Can Make You a Man" Rolls off Frank's tounge and then BAM! Eddie somehow becomes instantly unfrozen and sings "Hot Patootie Bless my Soul". But if you look at the Transilvanians reactions to him bursting out of his deep freeze one of them is looking at the ceiling but once again I didn't catch it.
Columbia seems happy Eddie's back.
For any sax players out there (including myself) Eddies Tenor sax doesn't have a reed or a ligature. And there's blood on the floor as Eddie crawls back in the freezeing chamber thing AND when Frank comes back out, there's blood on his gloves but not on the pick axe.
"One from the vaults." Frank states triumphantly after killing Eddie.
"I Can Make You a Man Reprise." starts and ends rather quickly.
We once again cut to the crim who tells us briefly what happens after the party.
Ah the seduction of Janet and Brad by Frank has begun.
What a slut. The both of them.
Oh no Rocky has escaped! Send in the hounds!
Gay sex time. EW he gave in easier than Janet.
Why do you guys call Janet the slut? Though she does bang Rocky... in the same night!
So "Touch-a Touch-a Touch me" begins!
How did Rocky get back into the castle undetected?
"Creature of the Night!"
Now all I can do is sing sing along.
Riff Raff is getting whipped by Frank who wants to know what happend to Rocky.
"You know this this human...person?" Riff Raff slips.
watch the wire pull Dr.Scot up the stairs.
Dr.Scot is looking for his nephew Eddie. who is dinner. at like 3a.m. Transilvainians are weird. Almost as weird as a guy typing up his overview of a movie while he's watching it.
Happy b-day Rocky
Anyway the song "Eddie." Starts up after columbia manicly cries in the other room.
*Please excuse the typos, just sayin*
singin along again. It's impossible not to
"Planet Schmet Janet" starts.
"your apple pie, ain't tast too nice,
your as sensual, as a pensil!"
"A mental mind fuck, can be nice!"
Frank has Magenta medusaify(?) everbody but himself, herself, and Riff Raff.
*WARNING BEST PART OF MOVIE*
IT'S FUCKIN "FLOOR SHOW" TIME!!!
in this order Columbia, Rocky, Brad, and Janet in "Rose tint(or tits because of Columbia's nip slip) my World"
Then There's "Don't Dream it, be it." by Frank then all mentioned above.
Then there's Frank's version of "Rose Tints my World"
(WHICH IS FUCKING AWESOME)
and to top off the Floor Show is "I'm Going Home" Sung by the extreamly beautiful voice of Tim Curry.(I am DEAD serious, one time i cried through this song you have to listen to it if noting else).
oh yeah I forgot, Frank's tattoo is kinda melting off his arm.
I also cried during this part where Columbia, Frank and Rocky (in that order) get shot by Riff Raff"s gun that somehow shoots dark matter. Cause Riff Raff and Magenta are PURE EVIL!
I don't even notice the crappy beam animation I"m so sad. That's pretty sad.
then the castle "Flys away". I say it like that because you can see the string and the real castle in the background.
Next up is "Super Heros" by Brad, Janet, and the crim. It's the one song that wasn't included in the theatrical cut of the film other than "Once in a While." which as of now I havn't ever heard. Pretty dull next.
"Science Fiction Double Feature Reprise " Rolls with the credits.
*GENERAL STATMENTS*
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL REEL OF FILM EVER CREATED AND ALL OTHERS SHOULD BOW DOWN IN SHEER GRADITUDE THAT THIS EVEN EXSISTS. Tims voice was beatiful. The music is awesome. Though continunity mistakes were common nothings perfect. IT WAS SO CLOSE THOUGH
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
Sooooo here we are again. I could probably do this one from memory, but won't. The lips have begun to sing "Scince Fiction Double feature". Whoever sings this has nice teeth. Tim Curry's awesome."At the late night double feature picture show..."
I'm taking this extra time to sing along (I suggest you do the same).
If you look close enough at the camra man's camra the type of flash changes from an old timey light bulb to an electric one. A couple runs up in the shot twice but i can't catch it for anything.
Does dr. Scot have like a love potion or somthing, everybody "meets up" in Dr.Scot's refresher course.
Now Brad has broken out into "Damnit Janet" If you look at the heart he draws on the door it changes shape inbetween shots.
Now cut to the crim who provides some exposition. Brad and Janet go to talk to Dr.Scot about their engagement. But OH NO! Brad runs into a dead end and tries to back up... BOOM! He gets a flat! He should have fixed that spare tire.
"Theres A Light" starts playing. Still singing along. Riff Raff looks creepy staring at them through the window. Speaking of the window, notice how no rain is hitting the window.
"Helllllllooooooo. Your'e wet." Creeper alert!
majenta shows up by sliding down the stairs
"I bet it's a hunting club for rich weirdows."
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!"
It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right, then put your hands on your hips, then bring your knees in tight, and it's the pelvic thrust!
Elbow fucks not uncommon.
notice the carpet is gone. Tsk tsk tsk so many mistakes...
" Say one of you guys know how to madison?"
You know him, you love him, but "HE'S JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE!"
Janet faints alot.
Tim Curry is just too awesome.
"Why don't you stay for the night?"
"I see you shiver... with antici.......pation!"
What the hell does Columbia say when Brad gets his pants taken off?
"We are simply his servants."
Now we are currently in Frank N' Furter's lab which for some reason has no doors. The unveiling of Rocky Horror is slowly approching...
"The Sword of Damocles" it sings the second it springs to life. Watch the fabric over the tub. It changes position. Oh and Rifff Raff turns the wheel in the same direction to make that thing go up or down.
I'd also like to point out that when the liquids are added to the tub it turns rainbow colored (Perhaps Frank was trying to make it gay).
"OH ROCKY!!!" Frank screams at the beautiful creature when makes it's way out of the tub.
"That's no way to behave on your first day out!" After the song.
"I don't like men with too many muscels."
"I didn't make him for YOU!" Frank snaps back.
Rocky Horror currently still carries the Charals Atlas Seal of Approval.
"I Can Make You a Man" Rolls off Frank's tounge and then BAM! Eddie somehow becomes instantly unfrozen and sings "Hot Patootie Bless my Soul". But if you look at the Transilvanians reactions to him bursting out of his deep freeze one of them is looking at the ceiling but once again I didn't catch it.
Columbia seems happy Eddie's back.
For any sax players out there (including myself) Eddies Tenor sax doesn't have a reed or a ligature. And there's blood on the floor as Eddie crawls back in the freezeing chamber thing AND when Frank comes back out, there's blood on his gloves but not on the pick axe.
"One from the vaults." Frank states triumphantly after killing Eddie.
"I Can Make You a Man Reprise." starts and ends rather quickly.
We once again cut to the crim who tells us briefly what happens after the party.
Ah the seduction of Janet and Brad by Frank has begun.
What a slut. The both of them.
Oh no Rocky has escaped! Send in the hounds!
Gay sex time. EW he gave in easier than Janet.
Why do you guys call Janet the slut? Though she does bang Rocky... in the same night!
So "Touch-a Touch-a Touch me" begins!
How did Rocky get back into the castle undetected?
"Creature of the Night!"
Now all I can do is sing sing along.
Riff Raff is getting whipped by Frank who wants to know what happend to Rocky.
"You know this this human...person?" Riff Raff slips.
watch the wire pull Dr.Scot up the stairs.
Dr.Scot is looking for his nephew Eddie. who is dinner. at like 3a.m. Transilvainians are weird. Almost as weird as a guy typing up his overview of a movie while he's watching it.
Happy b-day Rocky
Anyway the song "Eddie." Starts up after columbia manicly cries in the other room.
*Please excuse the typos, just sayin*
singin along again. It's impossible not to
"Planet Schmet Janet" starts.
"your apple pie, ain't tast too nice,
your as sensual, as a pensil!"
"A mental mind fuck, can be nice!"
Frank has Magenta medusaify(?) everbody but himself, herself, and Riff Raff.
*WARNING BEST PART OF MOVIE*
IT'S FUCKIN "FLOOR SHOW" TIME!!!
in this order Columbia, Rocky, Brad, and Janet in "Rose tint(or tits because of Columbia's nip slip) my World"
Then There's "Don't Dream it, be it." by Frank then all mentioned above.
Then there's Frank's version of "Rose Tints my World"
(WHICH IS FUCKING AWESOME)
and to top off the Floor Show is "I'm Going Home" Sung by the extreamly beautiful voice of Tim Curry.(I am DEAD serious, one time i cried through this song you have to listen to it if noting else).
oh yeah I forgot, Frank's tattoo is kinda melting off his arm.
I also cried during this part where Columbia, Frank and Rocky (in that order) get shot by Riff Raff"s gun that somehow shoots dark matter. Cause Riff Raff and Magenta are PURE EVIL!
I don't even notice the crappy beam animation I"m so sad. That's pretty sad.
then the castle "Flys away". I say it like that because you can see the string and the real castle in the background.
Next up is "Super Heros" by Brad, Janet, and the crim. It's the one song that wasn't included in the theatrical cut of the film other than "Once in a While." which as of now I havn't ever heard. Pretty dull next.
"Science Fiction Double Feature Reprise " Rolls with the credits.
*GENERAL STATMENTS*
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL REEL OF FILM EVER CREATED AND ALL OTHERS SHOULD BOW DOWN IN SHEER GRADITUDE THAT THIS EVEN EXSISTS. Tims voice was beatiful. The music is awesome. Though continunity mistakes were common nothings perfect. IT WAS SO CLOSE THOUGH
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
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