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Dead Clowns (V)

Release Date: July 31, 2007
Director: Steve Sessions
Writer: Steve Sessions
Starring: Debbie Rochon Brinke Steves Jeff Dylan Graham Lucien Eisenach Robyn Griggs Eric Spudic Kimberly Lynn Cole,
Studio: Lionsgate
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Posted By: Vengeful Pinata at 5:37am, March 9, 2009

I just got a membership to talk about how absolutely worthless this movie was. This is definitely in the top 5 "Worst Films I've Ever Seen" category, and like many of you, I've seen a LOT! I admit, the eyeball scene was pretty impressive, but not all that realistic, and the character it happened to was unlikeable. In fact, ALL the characters were unlikeable. Not a one got any kind of real treatment, so when they died, I didn't care.

Except that the death scenes were dumb, poorly executed, and boring.

The god awful acting was saved only by the fact you couldn't hear most of the dialogue; the zombies appeared and disappeared magically with no explanation; the pacing and action were intollerably slow; and for people who were buried in the water for 50 years, the clowns' costumes were pretty clean and untattered.

I like crappy movies, and I love this site, but giving me the impression there was anything redeemable about this film...shaaaame.



Posted By: riotsquid1408 at 7:38pm, September 13, 2008

wasnt that good but it was ok


Posted By: thedescent08 at 6:04am, August 19, 2008

COME ON PEOPLE IT ISN'T THAT BAD!


Posted By: Lionel Cosgrove at 6:46pm, July 21, 2008

Unbearable to watch. Bad acting, terrible dialogue, and sluggish pacing make for one of the worst films I have rented in awhile, and I have rented a ton of B-movies. I can't imagine why companies like Lionsgate even pick up these flops. Trust me when I say, this looks like a high school kid shot it in 3 days with his parents Hi8 camera, some stock footage, and a gift card from spencer gifts. Don't be fooled by the cool DVD art. The clowns in the film look nothing like the fiend on the cover. Imagine a magician wearing a clump of moss on his face, and you get the idea. Avoid this film at all costs, unless your looking for a MST2K style laugh.


Posted By: tinmister at 11:25am, July 21, 2008

dead clowns was a pretty slow moving low budget film but when it all comes down to the killing it can get pretty fun and funny at times I really think they could of shortend it a bit but if you like a good corny film watch this movie.


Posted By: swampmonster666 at 5:53pm, June 20, 2008

cool


Posted By: Darklady at 4:31pm, June 5, 2008

This is the worst movie I've ever seen and that's saying alot. Most of the movie you couldn't even hear what the actors were saying. The editing was unbelievably bad and the acting was worse. Don't bother.



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