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Posted By: Magnascopics at 12:12am, October 2, 2009
This was a big disappointment, because I really enjoyed Jamie Blanks' Urban Legend.
Highly underrated slasher film. Great kills, a hot cast, a cool-looking killer and some good chase sequences. It's just a sexy, fun, revenge slasher. 9/10.
Ehhhh It wasn't horrible but it wasn't great by any means, I liked the nosebleed thing I thought that was a pretty cool idea. It is a whodunit? film and it very much reminds me of the scream movies except not as good... but there is a decent kill or two in here i'd say its worth a rent if your bored and you wanna watch a movie. It isn't really scary at all though i warn you so if you want to be scared.. go get something else.
Dissapointing. The movie had potential to be great, but it was OK. The film wasn't really scary and it was easy to pick who was next to be slain. It comes along, thinknig it's crahs hot, and ultimately it's not. The trailer made the film look enticing, and I would be the one in that cinema helping it gross money, but then I would be pissed I paid full price. The film isn't anything special, and definately isn't one for a water cooler conversation, but it did have a good death or two.
The plot could've been magnificant, and the way the film was set out, just made the atmosphere seem childish. The plot is really what makes or breaks a film, and in this case it breaks.
Denise Richards, is a character and really steals the show with her character, being the typical slut, whos gonna get the chop. Katherine Heigl in an interview stated "If I read the fulll script before accepting, I'd never agree to do the movie", and the director also apologised for the end product. The film wasn't that bad to be apologising for, but it just wasn't awesome.
Overall "Valentine" is a plain horror movie, that could've been huge, but failed in it's exploitation. My rating is 2.5/5.
Posted By: Protecious at 10:19pm, September 30, 2008
Silly plot that reminds me of something that belongs around 1981, only missing bad haircuts and cheesier dialogue, the bad acting is already clearly present.
Posted By: Gore_Freak08 at 11:24am, September 28, 2008
This movie was a big letdown. I had seen it the day it came out, seven years ago, and I thought it was pretty cool. I didn't get a chance to see it again until last night. Then I realized how shitty it really is. The killer offs people that have absolutely nothing to do with the story. The detective is as stupid as the girls getting killed. When the girls receive threatening valentines, the name of this nerdy kid they haven't seen since the 6th grade pops up in their mind (I barely remember the names of kids who went with me to high school), they make this quasi-investigation and to fill in about 15 minutes of the default 90, yet they never come up with any straight conclusions as to who's the killer. Then the final "plot twist", if I can call it that, is more confusing than SAW IV's storyline. This movie will certainly burn your braincells instead of breaking your heart.
