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Posted By: bloodnguts313 at 6:25am, November 3, 2009
Jesus christ. Only good thing about this movie was the Kate Beckinsale eye candy. Josie Maran of The Gravedancers also stars as one of the three sisters, so I'd watch it for her.
Yuuuuuppp. If Van Helsing has taught me anything, it's this stuff:
Only a werewolf can kill a vampire.
Dracula has a convenient werewolf serum.
Dr. Frankenstein only created the monster to assist Dracula in bringing to life his undead babies.
Dracula has a Fortress of Solitude.
Frankenstein's monster has superb acrobatic skills.
Vampires can fly around in the daylight.
A horse drawn carriage can fly over a 50 foot chasm.
If we're ever in danger of being destroyed by fantastical creatures, the Vatican will send out one sexy guy with a gun, crossbow and some nerdy dude in a habit to save the day.
If a movie has sexy people and lots of explosions, other conventions (such as plot, story, character development, talent, originality and charm) are unnecessary.
Yes, this movie is a total load of shit and you people who helped it reach box office gold are what is wrong with society.
Come on Hollywood, you can do much better than this! With the huge budget and stars this movie had, you should have produced something at least watchable.
Talk about overkilling something, this film goes way beyond over the top than what was necessary that it's depressing to see so many great characters of film like dracula, the wolf man & etc be in such a silly film, cgi'd to death and beyond and the thing that upsets me the most is it COULD have been a great great film using some of the ideas and concepts, it's just how it was mapped out and executed and overkilled that ruined the entire supossed fun of the film.
what a shame!
