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Posted By: JohnMarrone at 9:43pm, November 18, 2008
The Morgue. Without a doubt! The worst film IVE seen all year. The movie that took five tries to watch the whole thing. The movie that uninspired a household of viewers from watching horror movies again for a long time. See, I started a Wednsday night tradition of getting a couple of heads together to watch horror movies, same night each week. First film chosen? The Morgue. IT FUCKING SUCKED! B-O-R-I-N-G. Next Wednesday, nobody even mentioned it. I tried alone, to finish this waste of time and money, and subsequently, write something on it. I couldnt do either for five tries. It doesnt even take place in a morgue, thas a mauseleum theyre walking around in - morgues are in hospitals. I saw an embalming room, AND --- who the hell was that Jigsaw wannabe!?!? The direction was atrocious, and the actors BLAND! Cut scenes to de-ja-vu memories of the past from the start. You figure out the "twist" in the first five minutes! Im not going into actors or cast member names. Tex - you are SOOOOO merciful. This in my book, was an ABSOLUUUUTE ZEROOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My God spare yourself. The rating system is making me give it a 2, but its a 0 for sure
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