Two-For-Six-Eight-Who do we decapitate!

That is the tagline for this low budget, amazingly stupid, boring piece of crap movie. At least it has a cool cover art (as does most poor low budget movies) but wait! What is that girl doing there that has nothing to do with the film? And why is SHE holding an axe? Anyway let's get started on the so-called plot...

Someone is killing off the cheerleaders with an axe before the big football game that will be held the next day. Now, this guy/girl has an urge to cut off the cheerleader?s tits and also for each and every kill he makes he writes it down on a note to keep track.

The head cheerleader keeps on getting calls from the mysterious murder and as the night goes... will she manage to survive this bloody cheerleader massacre?

Let's see now, where to begin... Oh yea, one cool thing is the mask a guy uses to scare another guy, they should've had that mask for the killers use, but instead they decided to only show us a glove and an axe. Now to the gore, hmmm, well there's a lot of gore, but it's so VERY obvious that feet and tits are fake, its very plastic gore if you know what I mean... The acting is extremely bad, except for Debbie Rochon who also did great in American Nightmare.

*MAJOR END SPOILERS* (As if you could actually spoil this movie) Ok, so the killers turn out to be the head cheerleaders two ex boyfriends, who turn out to be gay, who turn out to be a couple! But wait! We didn't kill that girl, oh no, the school janitor is the killer and he kills off the other killers, but wait, the drunken man who lives on the streets comes out and attacks the janitor, and saves the day, but wait, who's that hand writing down the school janitors name on the murder list? This is also from Dead Alive productions, just as Granny was, now I think they got good reviews from Granny and decided to do another slasher with a twist ending but this twist is not all that twisted, just very very dull *END*

Bottom Line: This movie blew big time! I don't think I've ever seen such a crap rubbish trash movie, but the reason why I give this a whole skull instead of a half is because I laughed so incredibly hard at the pathetic ending. It?s really quite extra-ordinary.

If you are one of those who rent/buy movies despite of bad reviews, you're like me, but if you're like me, you will also hate this movie. If you decide to pick it up anyway, do it ONLY for the giggles.