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What can I say? This is one of those movies that just makes yo burst out in laughter.
From certainly intersting ideas, to incredibly predictable [but still hilarious] gore scenes [I.E. Jenna's little one-on-one strip tease that invariably leads to a BJ which doesn't end so well for the client], I really do recomment watching this movie, not for its cinimatic genius, but for its cheese.
Whether or not they meant to make this movie what they did, its worth a good watch to at least get some laughs.
I loved every second, it was funny gory and of course starred the fantastic Robert Englund at his crazy best and the beautiful Jenna Jameson wearing, well, not very much at all.
I viewed this with my wife who also thoroughly enjoyed this movie !
If you expecting high quality acting(other than form Englund) and some serious zombie hysteria then put it back on the shelf!
If, however, you plan on kicking back with a beer or two and whatever you smoke! and want something fun and entertaining to a horror fan then give this a go.
This movie is like Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer, just with more tits and lamer jokes. This is a teen gore movie that is fun for young horny guys. Dont expect anything else.
Really not that bad. Robert Englund is always fun to watch though. Do not take this movie seriously at all. Overall very funny horror comedy but thats it, oh and Jenna Jameson is fuckin sexy as always.
Pretty much exactly what you'd expect/hope for. There were moments where I forgot I was watching a horror movie cause there was nothing but stripping for like 15 minutes. Which is a hardly a complaint, mind you.
The gore is fun and plentiful and the cheeseball ratio is high. So, if you enjoy your horror with a dash of corny acting, you really can't go wrong here. Plus any time you can get Robert Englund to partake in the fun is always a pleasure.
The billiard ball fight is worth the price of admission alone.
I am quite shocked at how amazing this movie is. It is a cheesy B movie with fantastic dialogue which contains tons of literature and philosophy, which only adds to the hilarity. It is entertaining, funny, and hot girls (excluding the Mortal Kombat, Baraka-faced[pre-zombification], Jenna Jameson).
Stupid and smart, light, enjoyable, fun... I would love to see a sequel.
As someone with a Master's in English, I find it awesome.
BOOOOOOO!!!!! there were two good parts to this movie....neither of them good enough to save this movie from failure, but the fact alone that Jenna Jameson is in this movie get it 10/10???? BULLSHIT!!!
So much fun. U can tell no one was taking this all serious and it does seem to be just too bad in a few spots but the majority of it is well executed camp.
Terrible movie, in a good way. Come on, with a title like Zombie strippers you know what you are getting. Boobs, blood, some very hot zombie chicks. This is what a b movie should be, entertaining, worth ample amounts of blood and nudity
Wow. Amazing is all that is to be said about this movie. This movie has exactly what every B-movie about zombies needs. Boobs Blood and gore. I havent read any of these other reviews so im not sure what anyone else has said but nothing gets better than this.
9/10
P.S.
The gothic chick is way hotter then Jenna Jameson and she should have been the star.
I had a lot of fun watching this one, and thoroughly enjoyed Jenna's character -- her grin into the camera totally won me over. Yeah, there are some continuity issues, and some of the acting and effects weren't so great, but overall I felt those things were forgivable.
Like others have said, this movies lives up to its title. It could have been much, much worse -- and I'm SO glad it wasn't.
I had a lot of fun watching this one, and thoroughly enjoyed Jenna's character -- her grin into the camera totally won me over. Yeah, there are some continuity issues, and some of the acting and effects weren't so great, but overall I felt those things were forgivable.
Like others have said, this movies lives up to its title. It could have been much, much worse -- and I'm SO glad it wasn't.
Posted By: Slushie_Man at 11:10am, January 18, 2009
Some people out in the world (not here) need to take a chill pill and understand that this is NOT supposed to be a serious movie like most people that are calling it horrid is thinking its trying to be. Then again, people thought Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman was suppose to be a serious horror movie as well...
It's plainly obvious from the beginning that this is supposed to be a comedy, and it works. I laughed almost the entire way through this gore-fest. Of course most of the acting is horrible, and it never does explain why some zombies are classic-Romero zombies and others resemble normal humans just with decaying skin, but that's easily overlooked due to the barrel of laughs, kick ass gore showers, and really well-done zombie effects.
This is the kind of movie that you know exactly what you'll get by reading the name of it, and I really don't understand how there can be so many people who watched this, expecting anything different.
Posted By: Corey_O187 at 11:09pm, January 13, 2009
I thought this movie was very funny. I am a fan of both Jenna and Robert. I thought is was done pretty well though. I am only giving it half cause most of the acting was shitty, lol.
Posted By: Ardeth Blood at 3:07pm, December 4, 2008
I am not a zombie fan, but given that it is a Robert Englund film, I had to buy this one.
Different not really, funny very.
The fact it takes the typical zombie story -government cover up- and pokes fun at it says right off that this is a film not to take too seriously.
Great sub plot, of just wanting to fit in.
It was good, but I fucking hate cartoon sound effects and really fast moving people (like in cartoons). it just takes away from the movie. Acting was horrible, lol, but who the fuck cares about acting when you go and see a movie called "Zombie Strippers"
A really fun movie.
Jenna has fun and looks stunning, must make a great change from the porn scene she dominates. The girls are gorgeous, their is a lot of gore and good ol Bobby Englund chews the scenery with style.
One to watch with a six pack.
This movie is awesome! Gore, girls and heavy rock music in a sleazy strip club, what's not to like? Robert Englund is hilarious in this film. Jenna Jameson - well I've seen enough of her gentleman's films to know she could act - she does a very competent job here, and has no problems making fun of herself in the process. I've not enjoyed a film so much in a long time. Over the top gore, plenty of T&A and loads of deadpan comedy. Also watch out for the most ingenious use of cue balls ever in a film. Genius!
Posted By: Galvatron at 2:04pm, September 15, 2008
The beginning of this movie was rough to watch - I found it boring. This whole military story, with really crappy acting and lots of pointless shooting is not my thing.
When the movie suddenly shifts to events in a private strip-club however, things got a bit more interesting. For one, the acting got a bit better - not much though. As soon as the head-stripper (?) got infected, the movie got very entertaining. Slowly, more and more zombie strippers started showing up and hilarity ensued...until the military showed up again towards the end of the film. Thankfully, this did not last too long.
The best aspect of this movie was the effects. They were masterfully done and did not look fake, as most modern-horror tends to. I honestly have to say they are some of the BEST gore and zombie effects I've seen, period. The gore was awesome and I did not expect it to be as good as it was. I was consistently surprised.
The end fight between zombie-leaders was by far the best scene. You really HAVE to see it.
Some funny lines, a really weird but funny club owner, lots of sexy naked zombie chicks, and tonnes of gore. It might not deserve a spot on a horror-collectors shelf, but it is worth seeing at least once in your life.
P.S. It's on my shelf.
Posted By: dherna7704 at 9:57pm, September 9, 2008
awesome
Posted By: thedescent08 at 2:28pm, September 8, 2008
don't normally like "comedy" zombie flics, but this one is pretty damn decent. for what it is supposed to be, it never strayed. and the FX was much better than flics of this type. worth watching, if for nothing else than the babes, oh, and all the expoding heads.
freakin hilarious movie, it knew wat it wanted to be and it really worked for it, i loved the cameo (tito ortiz greatest cameo ever) the gore and humor is spot on, and does it make me sick i really thought some of the zombie strippers were hot?
Looks like shit. The only acting Jenna Jameson can do is with her legs spred wide open. Thank god this thing bombed like shit. When it comming out on DVD??? I think never
I went in a saw this knowing it wasn't gonna be the best thing in the world and i was actually thouroughly entertained. It's so bad that it is actually good
i tell you guys..i really enjoyed this movie!! jenna jameson plays the perfect zombie stripper,england is cool and the gore is awesome.. and it never took itself to seriously.. go see it now!!
I freaking absolutely loved this movie! All the mexican jokes, nudity, zombies, and robert englund. There could not be a better plot with a better cast with a better script for a zombie movie... the only thing in the world better is Planet Terror.
