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hahahaha i am still laughing at the ridciculous one liners in this movie. Its so damn refreshing to see two female leads in a horror movie kicking ass in their own way, yeah things got really cheesy but it just did not matter everything was over the top and perfect.
Jennifer's Body was a fun movie. reminded me alot of drag me to hell. its just a fun movie with some gore and good laughs thrown in. i dont understand all the megan fox hating because i thought she did a good job here as did most of the cast. there were some ripped up bodies along the way to add some gore to it and the dialogue was pretty funny. i loved the score to the film, as it added a suspenseful element to the movie. i thought the ending was very good and it fit with the rest of the movie and made sense to me. i also thought there were a couple of genuine creepy scenes in the movie also which i wasnt expecting. as long as you dont take this movie too seriously, you should have a good time with it, the score is good, the acting was good, story was good but funny at the same time and the movie was pretty good i thought of balancing the horror/comedy which can be tricky to accomplish. megan fox was hot as usual in this and probably even hotter (if thats even possible) because of her character. definately worth a watch.
Finally, a role Megan Fox was born to play: looking pretty and acting b*tchy. Amanda Seyfried is the real star of this movie. The film falters because, it can't commit on whether its a horror movie or a comedy/satire.
There has been alot of horror movies out this year, yet this is the only one that i've wanted to watch again right as i left the drive in. It was just an all around fun movie. I thought the cast was great, Adam Brody, Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, J.K. Simmons. I think Diablo Cody did a good job, and i couldn't love this movie more.
Much better then I expected, but then again, my expectations were pretty low. My biggest gripe, the effen Diablo Cody-speak that feels totally out of place throughout the entire film. Seriously?
This movie was... good. OMG, wtf did he say? He likes something new??? yes dear friends, I have found a horror moie made in the last two years that I liked. well, besides "Drag me to hell".
I loved the "clurless" vibe I got from it. very refreshing. The comedy was very mean girls inspired and I have to say Megan Fox didnt fuck this one up. Thank sweet Jeebus she wasn't the fuckign lead as I first suspected. She's like Zombie's wife, pretty to look at, hollow and ugly as fuck on the inside. I still dont see why the Devil's "whirlpool" was involved as it had no real moment in the story other than jsut a cool location for a ""Satanic"" ritual. another thing The hovering, although kind of dumb in its own riht, played an integeral role in how the protagonist escapes her institution. I also loved the music. Although not a real fan of Emo, I felt myself nodding along to some of the tracks.
all in all, its better than that shitfest Zombie dumped on us without even a hint of lysol spray to cover the stinch.
wasnt to bad. The periodtic comedy was weird and The hovering could have been left out.Otherwise I was surprised by it.
Posted By: persona95 at 4:47pm, September 26, 2009
Where's it at Monistat? If this makes you laugh even a little, or if you really liked juno, you'd most likely find Jennifers Body interesting, sometimes jumpy, and funny. I laughed through this slightly dark film and by the end, I really appreciated Diablo Cody's ability to lighten a heavy mood and Amanda Seyfried's acting. Megan Fox is hot but yikes...she has the ability to sorta annoy.
Pleasantly surprised by this movie. I went into this movie expecting it to be a complete piece of crap, but I actually enjoyed it. Wasn't scary at all, but I don't really think it was supposed to be all that scary. A little disappointed with the effects, especially when she kills that jock in the woods. That was so cheesy, that part made it look more like a straight to DVD horror film. Surprisingly I thought Amanda Seyfried looked a lot better than Megan Fox in this movie. All in all I went into the movie with low standards and now I can say that I actually enjoyed it.
Posted By: Mrs. Krueger at 10:35pm, September 23, 2009
I absolutely loved this movie. It was funny, bloody and hot. I adore amanda seyfried (sorry megan fox!) and was so happy to see she was not just a secondary character. I didnt think i would be so happy with this movie, but i want to see it again!!! And the soundtrack is awesome... i bought it immediately!
Posted By: chattiemae at 3:05pm, September 23, 2009
I really enjoyed this movie, and especially enjoyed the dialogue between Jennifer and Needy.
It was comical enough to keep it from appearing too cheesy and I thought the soundtrack for the
movie was really good.
I didnt expect from from this film. From all the talk around this film I kinda assumed the lead role was Megan Fox, to whom Im not such a fan of. But no the lead is givin to Amanda Seyfried which was surprising to say the least, and very refreshing. The movie had tons of flaws but was pretty entertaining. Unquie, Different, corny, fun. Words that come to mind while I was watching it. Its upsetting it didnt do better at the box office, however if people wouldnt have been under the Absumption that Megan fox was the only real Character, it may have had a bigger fan base. dont get me wrong she is Absoulely beautiful, but she knows is and from what I have seen is extremely ugly inside with huge Arrogants. Anyways I liked this Demon flick. Ok Gore, Pretty Fun concept. And great Character build up. Maybe not Theater worthy, wait for the DVD, Go see Zombieland instead...Hints
Way better than I thought it would be! Very funny.
"Do you buy all your murder weapons from Home Depoit?" LOL
Posted By: Jason4eva at 9:21am, September 21, 2009
You might think I'm crazy ESPECIALLY with all the great horror movies this year(it has been our year guys) but I think with this not even just horror ALL genre's.....this was the most enjoyable movie of the year! I thought after seeing Drag Me To Hell it couldn't get any better but this beat them all in my opinion! I couldn't tell you the last time I had so much fun at the movies! Megan Fox actually showed she can act.No it wasn't oscar worthy but beyond her beauty she can act! With the Transformer's you couldn't really see that.And Amanda Seyfried is AMAZING especially the beginning and end!This movie if you go in knowing what it is will be loved! Because I thought I knew and was still blown away from beginning to end! and after credits! love love loved this movie!
Posted By: oh-the-horror at 11:39pm, September 20, 2009
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Posted By: MattSlash at 9:36pm, September 20, 2009
Just saw Jennifer's Body and I have to say though not perfect it was sure better than all the bad reviews it has been getting. The main flaw it has though is that it tried too hard to be different kinds of movies and it didn't know what it wanted to be. Other than that it was a pretty good and interesting genre effort that played better as a dark teen thriller/comedy than a pure horror movie. I thought that Megan Fox looked hotter than ever but her acting still needs some working on and I thought that she acted better as a evil demon than a normal person but that's just me, she's improving though but you might be disappointed that it doesn't show her naked in this, not even a butt shot. The star of the show to me was Amanda Seyfried because her performance was more of a standout and I was more interested following her character than Megan's to be honest. Though not bad this is definitely a step down for Diablo Cody from her memorable and successful indie Juno that is a classic compared to this one. Overall I really wasn't expecting much from this but I ended up enjoying it for what it is more than I thought I would. Jennifer's Body might be a tease and is very uneven and flawed but I still think it was decent and a little entertaining. It's still probably isn't scary or gory enough with not enough nudity for horror fans and not funny enough for Diablo Cody fans but if you take it for what it is and go in with no expectations you might walk out thinking you could do alot worse than Jennifer's Body. Recommended if you like movies like Ginger Snaps, Heathers, Mean Girls, Idle Hands, Cursed, ect. I rate it a 3.5 out of 5!
Posted By: truchainsaw28 at 9:11pm, September 20, 2009
pretty terrible by the time everyone was levitating I was so done. With some nice comic touches and an interesting performance from Megan Fox.
WAYYYYY better than I imagined. Compare to "Drag Me to Hell" and has great one liners and soundtrack.
Favorite quote "This is a box cutter. Made for cutting boxes."
Posted By: horrorfan25 at 4:30pm, September 20, 2009
To be honest, I thoroughly enjoyed this little concoction put together by Karyn Kusama. I thought the film delivered some solid laugh-out-loud moments and some cringe-inducing scenes. Others are complaining about overcompensation, but I beg to differ. I thought the director did a great job combining two elements together. While this is no Drag me to hell, another comedy/horror flick that came out recently, it still stands on its own to feet. Jennifer's Body is unique as opposed as to modern horror films and doesn't fail to deliver the laughs and the scares. Overall, a fun little treat.
Posted By: B-DReview at 3:42pm, September 20, 2009
Honestly, I wasn't expecting much from this movie and I really didn't get much. I can't give this movie and more respect than another just because of Megan Fox playing one of the leading roles. I was not very impressed with this and the story line wasn't too great. Some parts towards the end made me laugh a bit and the ending wasn't very entertaining. Overall, I think this can get a 5/10.
Posted By: ssmowie123 at 3:18pm, September 20, 2009
This movie is an awesome experience. It's the child of "Drag Me To Hell" and "Ginger Snaps".
I laughed, I screamed, I was entertained.
This movie actually surpassed my expectations. Some of the dialogue was a little...unrealistic, but it was consistently amusing. I especially enjoyed the line about Jennifer's condition being "some total X-Men shit."
The movie wasn't especially *scary*, but I will say that Megan Fox's bloody smiles were surprisingly unnerving. Fox's performance was unexpectedly solid--I think she's found her calling. Amanda Seyfried's performance was excellent. The chemistry between the two lead females was good, though the girl-girl bit could have used a little more justification than a brief hand-holding scene. The men I could take or leave, though they were mostly cannon fodder anyway.
All in all, Jennifer's Body was consistently amusing and so tongue-in-cheek it was coming out of its ear. This is a movie that knows how ridiculous it is and rolls with it. Definitely worth seeing.
Posted By: el_acidzom at 12:24pm, September 20, 2009
Great horror-comedy, killer soundtrack, and extremely quotable.
Like "Drag Me To Hell" before it, it's a welcome departure from the extremely gratuitous "serious" horror films of the last decade.
We're moving into the eighties again, folks, and you can once again take your date to the theater without feeling like some kind of pervert-sadist.
Favorite part: when discussing the significance of an indie-band cashing in on school tragedy, one girl declares "we need them now more than ever!"
Posted By: gloomyish at 4:15am, September 20, 2009
if you were entertained with the dialog in Juno and the entire plot of Ginger Snaps, you'll enjoy this movie. i thought it was fun. i'm not offended by (and even got some good laughs at) the Juno-esque dialog. some of it is believable, while some of it feels really forced and stupid. but overall, it was fine. the music in this film got on my nerves.
your heartbeat will not alter from it's normal rate at any point during this movie (unless you're one of those people sexually obsessed with the lead actress). this movie is not scary at all. and the carnage was mild at best. nothing creative, super gory, or even interesting. the story wasn't ground breaking. the acting was all fine for what it was. it was just ... average. don't expect much beyond a fluffy teen horror-themed flick with some funny dialog - and you'll be fine.
I loved it. It is a different type of funny/scary combination besides Sam Raimi. Megan Fox was, as usual, Hot but did some good acting. Amanda Seyfried was good too. It had good 1 liners though, "My tit!"
I was very underwhelmed. Hardly any blood and guts for a horror film, not enough kills, and no nudity- WTF?? Ya there were some damn funny lines and I like funny horror, but I needed more horror! I got bored at one point and I was with a huge bunch of people on opening night. I liked Sorority Row much better- "What is this, the dry humpping olympics??"
Posted By: brenda24 at 11:19pm, September 19, 2009
I was not sure what to expect going in to this movie. I was never a HUGE Megan Fox fan, but the one thing that initially intrigued me about this film was the role that she played. It is refreshing to see that a hollywood vixen such as Megan Fox is not afraid to get her hands dirty. I was especially surprised with the scene where Jennifer returns to Needy's home after the "ritual" has taken place. The film as a whole was entertaining, although the lingo took some getting used to(and I could have gone without seeing the girl on girl scene, but I'm sure all you men found that to be one of the better scenes). I would gladly recommmend this film to those who are in the mood for a quirky, twisted film with just a touch of bloody goodness.
This movie was okay if you don't expect to much going in. its not amazing its not gonna win any awards, its just a time killer with a hot chick in it. however the only problem with that was seeing Megan Fox covered in blood, throwing up black shit, yeah that wasn't hot lol.
Posted By: PULSE101 at 10:25pm, September 19, 2009
jennifers body) when i first saw the trailer i was like this is probably an excuse to see megan foxs tits right? but when i went to the show tonight i noticed that this movie was fucking hilarious when it needed to be, it had some wow moments and its fair share of blood and guts. all in all this movie is a rocking fun time at the movies so bring some friends and see this extremely addicting movie.
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Posted By: ifuctazombie at 3:27pm, September 19, 2009
Jennifers body was the shitty in bred baby of Juno and Ginger snaps! It started off good the turned to shit and then rolled around in it's shit for the last hour
Posted By: unkordinated at 2:44pm, September 19, 2009
This was a really entertaining movie...and I absolutely was drawn to the screen by Megan Fox. That being said I just felt the movie was lacking something...The first half was equal parts funny, gruesome, and tense. The scene where Jennifer shows up at Needy's was so creepy, especially her growl.. HOWEVER I think the film should have built up to a more violent over the top bloody climax ala Carrie. You know..at the prom. Everything just seemed so anticlimactic. Some good gore though and beautifully shot. Ginger Snaps did this better.
Im really not much of a megan fox fan and didnt have much hope for this. This is a movie for an MTV crowd. There were a few good bloody parts, but the second half just sucked.
not too bad, it was pretty entertaining. some of the dialogue was annoying as shit, but i got over it. the main reason the movie wasn't as good as i had hoped it was, was the lack of gore! i mean damn this flick was pretty dry. it really would've benifited from much more splatter, and some cooler demon transformations. other that that, it's worth seeing i guess.
Posted By: VeryEvilDead at 8:22am, September 19, 2009
Pretty good. Fun, entertaining, cheesy horror flick. Some really funny scenes, some really awesome shots. Megan Fox eating dudes. If you can get past her annoying ass personality the movie is enjoyable. Amanda Seyfried is gorgeous!!!
Loved Megan Fox in this movie but I have to admit, as a horror movie, it's extremely weak. The few deaths happen mostly off-screen. It's not scary at all. There's not much in the way of effects. The dialogue is somewhat humorous but seems to be overloaded with the trendy modern slang every other word almost like the writer was trying too hard.
Posted By: riotsquid1408 at 2:01am, September 19, 2009
i had a lot of fun watching it
Posted By: flesheater123 at 11:22pm, September 18, 2009
this was such a classic 80's to 90's teen flick even the teen flicks of the early 2000's... it had a lot of horror throw backs too. to the evil dead, to scream. and many more... even the factually if you must with the pool. The acting was and wording was weird but its from the chick of juno so you gotta no thats coming. but it work so perfectly. Fox was a complete bitch. Loved it. The music fuckin owned ass.... AMAZING SOUND TRACK.. expect for a few songs sucking COUGH COUGH fall out queer I mean boy. sorry. Ummm but other then that it was funny, scary, pretty bloody at times. Over all fun time after a disapointing time before COUGH COUGH the straight to DVD movie whiteout... fucking awful movie.
Fun movie. There was some cool/creepy images of Megan Fox. The look of the movie was good. It wasn't that scary, but there were some moments that were somewhat scary. It was funnier than it was scary though. Diablo Cody did a good job as well as Karyn Kusama, but I think the director should have stuck to the script and made the movie more gory. The kills are usually done in a way that doesn't show much. Sometimes less is more, but I think in this case more gore was needed. Overall though, entertaining film.
Posted By: KingOfHorror at 7:47pm, September 18, 2009
Movie is Great! Megan Fox is Hot when shes Full Kinda Crack Whore Hot when shes Hungry! Plenty of Laughs and Supernatural Horror! DIG IT!
Just got back from seeing Jennifers Body and all i have to say is...WOW. I absolutely loved this movie! I went to the movies thinking "wow this is going to be cool", but this was amazing! Not only was this pretty damn freaky but it was hilarious, and Megan Fox is once again amazing in this film. All of the characters are well-acted in this film, and the whole plot for this movie is so suspensful and amazing its hard to even explain. I would (and probably will) go to the movies and pay to see this movie again. Diablo Cody and Karyn Kusama did an amazing job on this movie and they deliver to us a movie that ALL horror fans will enjoy, and I cannot wait to see this movie again! Enjoy the movie guys!
Posted By: staindFAN at 4:01pm, September 18, 2009
Just came back from seeing this and I absolutely loved it. I went in seeing this with HIGH expectations and I wasn't let down. The film carries all kind of different elements rolled up into one satisfying film. It can be humorous, serious, bloody and sexy all at once, and it works great together here. Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox have great chemistry together on screen. Both play their parts beautifully, especially Seyfried. Fox does what she does best, look amazing and sexy while having her way with "the boys". While Fox is here to draw attention from the viewer for obvious reasons, it should be mentioned that she is more than eye candy and can really handle being a leading role in a film. While she may not have had much to actually do in this film, besides wreak havoc on people, you can see she is getting there as an actress. Johnny Simmons, who plays Chip and Adam Brody as the lead singer of Low Shoulder both deliver good performances as well. Something else that really caught my attention was the look of the film. It is really well shot and looks beautiful. Bright and loud colors are in the forefront of the day scenes while dingy and dirty darks take care of the evening shots. Kudos to the DP and lighting crew. My only complaint with the film is that I wish Jen's Body had a slightly higher body count, like I said, only a minor complaint because I realize the filmakers weren't going for a "massacre everything that moves" type movie. Which brings me to Karyn Kusama and Diablo Cody. We should thank them for meshing together their talents and creating a film that really delivers on so many different levels of our genre. I look forward to many more viewings of Jennifer's Body.
Posted By: PaviLargo13 at 6:31am, September 18, 2009
SOOOO i just saw jens bod tonight at midnight. i dont know what to think. its one of my favorite teen slashers yet i hated it. lol ok not hate. just idunno?! its fuckn strange. lol i reeeeeely had fun watching it tho. and putting aside the fact that megan was hottttttttt! dear jesus she was amazing. shes such a bitch in real life that this roll was perfect for her! =D lol but putting that aside i thought the movie was fucking hillarious! i know its a horror but what can i say? diablo cody is funny! shes fucking genius! i will totally pay to see this agian. all i have to say about this was "MY TIT!" LMAO
if you dont get it... go watch it! if you do, tell me that wasnt the most amazing line.... lmao!
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