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Posted By: Razor_Sharp at 5:38am, September 8, 2009
Well I've seen better movies but as Lordi are my favourite band Dark Floors gets a 10
im a huge LORDI fan and i found this movie really confusing like was it a dream or did it happen but all in all i still enjoyedthe movie when ox and that showed up
An pointless, dull, confusing supernatural/horror movie that is pretty forgettable. The story, characters and killings were all pretty uninteresting. It wasn't scary or thrilling, it felt like the movie went on and on without going anywhere which felt much longer than 86 minutes. There isn't anything much about it that I found good, it just had way to many flaws to recommend it, but I've seen worse out there so I gave it 2 stars. Overall skip it!
Some cool creature designs & interesting ideas going on, ultimately though I'm not sure what the hell happened...
Posted By: Dr.Hyde_666 at 7:56pm, February 19, 2009
Eeehhhh...boring as fuck nuggets....but i do like when the Lordi Demons show up...for like a split second lol...i don't know...the Makeup saves it a bit.
Posted By: Slaser Maniac at 7:38pm, February 19, 2009
I don't understood why this movie didn't get a theatrical release, it was an all right movie. there wasn't that much going on and when there was it was something you didn't want to miss. Its OK.
Terrible, terrible, terrible. Story makes no sense. The first ten minutes were respectful, but after that it goes straight downhill. Plus, it is not scary in the least bit. Also the ending...ridiculous.
I thought this movie was cool as hell, went in this one not getting my hopes to high just in case, but i have to say in the end it was awesome. Lordi's make-up was sweet looking and the story was eerie as well...sort-of a film adaptation of a DS game called
Dementium: The Ward. the film had okay acting, and the stories end made no damn sense. other than that worth seeing!!!
I have to agree with most of these folks... it was terribly acted, especially the little girl, unimaginative, and totally unsuspensful. These characters are completely unrealistic. The only good part was the cinematography. The monsters wear costumes that a heavy metal band could wear on stage and pull off, but for the purpose of scaring the audience these are weak cheesy displays of production
Surprisingly eerie and entertaining at the same time, with few moments of a few laughs, the best part of the film is the creatures, not the ghosts, but i found it coool to see such a different mixture of ghosts, creatures, it's usually one or the other.
good stuff. so far the best of this year's "ghoust house underground 8 films"
I kept waiting for this movie to get better and it didn't . No ofense but this is not my type of horror movie it might be for someone else but this doesn't have a high recommendation from me
This movie is really, really really bad. It's just barely entertaining enough to finish, but by the time you get to the end you will not be satisfied whatsoever with the story telling. It ends on an obscure pointless note, and you're left to wonder why the fuck you were shown the last hour and a half of film. There is no point or conclusion to this story, but merely a pile of cliches and dudes in fairly weak monster costumes.
This really feels like a 13 Ghosts type of movie, but much less fun. With the majority of boring, derivative movies like this they usually compensate for lack of story telling with some over the top cheese and high amounts of gore. You'll find neither here as it seems those who made this are taking things very seriously.
Anyways, blah blah blah, not tryin' to sound naggy but I have very low standards for my horror movies as long as they entertain me and wrap up the story. This one really didn't do either. Those expecting to be scared will be disappointed, those expecting violence will be disappointed. Those expecting good acting... well I'm sure no one expects that. Except for Goreman from Aliens shows up as the token asshole, so he's not all that bad. All I can say to it's credit is that the production values look pretty shnazy. That's it.
It's a waste of time. Really.
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