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Posted By: unkordinated at 11:38pm, November 4, 2009
Mr. Disgusting is spot on with this one. LEAGUES better than the shit tastic second, and I think I enjoy it even better than the first. I DIED laughing in this movie...especially the scene with Jean Claude Seagal, Bartender, and gun powder. FUCKING CLASSIC. Great gore, great characters (Secrets? seriously amazing)and just a fun good time. Even the stupid biker chicks from teh second movie act better in this one. Definately recommended.
Seems like Gulager could't find his way back to the original FEAST.
The Happy Finish has a better potography, many more people and actors, lots of day light, but I got lost in the plot... there was a plot, right?
Posted By: viperdiabolos at 11:17pm, August 26, 2009
Don't watch this movie. It just killed my wife and raped my hamster.
If you made it this far then I'm sure you enjoyed the first 2, if not why bother? But there's certainly no reason to leave this one out, great out-of-control trilogy!
I loved the first "Feast", like everyone else who's written a review here- HATED the second one. I wasn't going to bother renting the third 'cause I hated the second so much, until I read B-D's review on it the other day. I have to agree with them, it's MUCH better than the second and is more like the first in every way. The humor (though sick) is back along with colorful, short lived characters complete with their "freeze-frame bios", I love that bit. I found myself laughing and repulsed at the same time- cool. How can you NOT love "Tat-chick" running around half naked through most of the film?!? Ya just don't see that every day....
The ending is a little bizarre, but I forgive them- the whole series is bizarre, ultimately, it's entertaining and you'll see some stuff you've never seen before- that's what I like: Show me something different, they did.
If you liked the first one, you'll like the 3rd one- definite improvement over the second.
I loved Feast. It had the perfect balance of gore, shocks, and scares. It was all tied together with a rather wicked sense of humor. The movie is a genre flick but it also defied plenty of the defined rules. There were plenty of "no they didn't moments."
Feast II was a major let down to me. The balance was gone and in place of it was nothing but situation after situation played for shock value. Even that wicked humor was gone. Only a hint here and there remained. It was as if the people behind the trilogy believed that they reason for the first's success was all the shock value.
Well, those who witnessed the second atrocity recall the cliff hanger. It ended on a down note of despair. People were dying left and right.
Feast III: the Happy Finish picks up exactly where the second concluded. Actually, it does a bit of recapping and the last series of deaths get replayed. And as expected, the roof top sanctuary crumbles as a safe place and those remaining must flee to other hideouts. Along the way many die. Also new faces emerge. Among them, a karate kid named Jean-Claude Segal and a mentally challanged young man who seems t have the ability to control the beasts. How he does it should be no surprise to viewers but the rag tag bunch of survivors he aids prove to be quite daft.
The same trend from the second film is continued in this one. There is hardly any humor even when it tries so hard to be funny. The shocks come non-stop and the scares are minimal. There are plenty of gory moments but I stopped celebrating the gore of Feast with the second installation: this proved to be more of the same. I got an overwhelming sense of "been there, done that" as I sat through this wannabe-Feast sequel. (In truth... this one and number II are hardly worthy to be associated with the first... they both lack so much of the punch it had) Throw in a conclusion that really doesn't fit anywhere with this twisted tale, a conclusion that is supposed to cap the trilogy, I might add... and I was left scratching my head and thinking "what just happened?" I still kind of don't know even though some mexican dressed like Elvis wielding a banjo sang it for me as the credits rolled. Seriously, I am not kidding.
Some of the kills were cool I suppose but after a while all the deaths felt the same. When someon e would say something empowering I sensed that they were soon to be a feast for the creepies and in most cases I was proven correct. Sigh.
I am hopeful that this ends here. But even if it doesn't, I'll just watch the first one and pretend like the other two never happened.
Let me start by saying I had never heard of the FEAST franchise until I started browsing on BD. Ever since I read about the first one I was determined to watch it, so off to Blockbuster I went. Rented, watched and was extremely satisfied. Then came FEAST II - No words can describe how horrid that piece of shit was. Well here I am, sitting at work. Nothing to do, so I decided to give FEAST III a try, online and not pay a cent for it. FEAST was a great movie, FEAST II was a piece of wretched shit, and FEAST III is just one fucked up movie. Whoever decided to write something this retarded needs to win an oscar for being that fucked in the head. The end of this movie made me laugh, because it was so stupid it fit. It was a fitting way to end one and quarter hours of wasted time. End a piece of shit, with even more pieces of shit. Terrible movie. Stay away.
Really hard to watch. Simply cause it was so bad. The chick centered on the cover actually dies in the first MINUTE of the movie, even though they make this big deal about how she just barely survived at the end of the second one.
A guy gets fucked in the ass by one of the creatures, every hero that appears instantly dies, a guy LITERALLY gets the shit kicked out of him and one of the creatures shits someone's head out of their ass. Seriously? I thought the second one sucked (though the stuff with the grandmother was hilarious) but this is about a dozen times worse.
Thanks John Gulager, you are now the official horror movie derp king.
i liked the movie nonstop gorefest!let me just say dont pick someone that you like in the movie and want to live chances are they proally will be slaughtered no one is safe!lowbudget and independent are the best in horror!i love pratical ihate cg they used a lil bit cg but the rest pratical.i enjoyed this film.
I definately enjoyed this one MUCH more than the second. It was damn hilarious, much gorier, and thankfully most of the green screen scenes were left to a minimum. I really like how things progressed once the characters went into the sewers...and I really liked the chemistry between Bartended and Jean Claude Segal, they were hilarious especially when he gets his arm blown off. The ending was ridiculous though, even if they were trying to be intentionally stupid, it really just kind annoyed the shit out of me.
If you want plenty of over the top gore and messed up visuals including a digested and immediately shat out severed head and monsters raping people pregnant, than this could be your flick. I'm all for a 79 minute blood fest that never quits, but can't I get some kind of story to go with it? It felt like Feast 2's third nut, with just enough fun to be enjoyed moderately, one time. Thankfully, that pink haired biker chick showed those beautiful tits the whole time. Yes.
A kick ass robot couldn't save this film. Feast 3 was completely useless considering it progressed the plot in no way what so ever. Still better than feast 2 though.
This was funny and entertaining movie.Great old school shlock horror with over the top gore and hilarious dialogue.All the crap asian horror remake fans won't get it.Gorehounds that don't take these movies serious and enjoy them for what they are will.Which is a big middle finger to commercialized hollywood.
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The first feast was great, the second was crap, the third redigested grap.THey kept trying waaaay to hard to shock us for the sake of shock, the strobe lighting ending the robot bad bad bad shame on you gulager!
these movies were fuckin ridiculous! it sure as hell entertained me. it was so awful that it was funny, just left me saying, 'WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE!?' repeatedly.
its one of those movies that are just stupid enough to be good.
.. i dont know. im gonna give it 5 skulls cause a movie this awful that actually entertained me deserves some cred.
i actually saw all 3 one after the other. they were all fuckin ridiculous.
the type of movie i would only watch once, but i have to show it to some of my friends to see there reaction to this shiteous movie.
What a disappointment. Once again they steadily ruined a good thing. The first one was great and the rest went down hill and became in the end just a joke.
Loved all these films. This one was great. Started off excellent, gore and visuals superb. Hats off to the director.
Posted By: JJWuniverse at 3:03am, February 25, 2009
Can't hate on a movie that delivered exactly what I expected them to. First I would like to thank the Feast 3 guys for giving me exactly what I wanted to see....more of the pink haired chick's boobs....mmmmmm.
A lot of WTF & Holy shit moments. This film put out a lot of firsts.....first time I've ever seen a monster eat someones head then shit it right back out!
I thought it was lots of fun and even laughed when the end came for mini-latino heat.
Anyone else see the feast trailer they put on there? Basically saying the creatures were developed by the government....damn.
Posted By: zombiefreak14 at 10:12am, February 24, 2009
I'm a huge fan of the first feast! It had scenes that just blew my mind and kept me entertained all the way through. The secend was definitly my least favorite of the trilogy. It had some entertaining periods, but the the way some of the scenes were shot was just not my thing. But then the 3rd film came out and holy crap my faith in the FEAST series was brought back to life and it contained the fun and gore that got me hooked in the first place. I say LET THERE BE FEAST 4 or hell just go for a prequal.
This freakin' R-O-C-Ks! Seriously. Horror movies shouldn't even be *allowed* to be this much fun! They ought to have a *license* to make something this entertaining! The whole series will go down in history as something rather unique. Their specific blend of scares, laughs and totally wacked-out "WTF!" moments is in a class all its own. Personally, I think #2 was great as well. But #3 bumps the whole thing back up to its initial impact. Anyone who is not a fan of the Feast series is NO FRIEND OF MINE. Now excuse me while I watch the whole damn series over again 3 or 4 times!
Posted By: terrogore at 11:59pm, February 23, 2009
I loved all of them, all had a different approach. It felt like a classier troma movie, that was funnier and not so dragged out. jean claude seagal was bad-ass and got so fucked over. but I found I appreciated the rag-tag group, I cared about them alot more than most characters. the cinematography was mindblowing( like when they showed greg in the underwater sequence when the pipe gets ripped out)
the robot part took a few days to get over but you know what, it made it the most memorable ending ive ever seen. I couldnt have been more shocked by it!. all wicked, all fresh
bring on feast 4!!!!
Posted By: Justin Warren at 1:45pm, February 23, 2009
I don't understand what there isn't to like about this film, guys! It's so much fun! I loved every minute of it, even the absurd ending that came from nowhere--it's all in good over-the-top fun. This chapter had some TERRIFIC directing and action sequences. A top notch low budget production, far too good for home video. Here's hoping for a part 4, with Bartender still alive, the beasts still on the loose, and a possible alien robot invasion (LOL), there's a lotta good fun to be had still.
Posted By: Vorphalack at 1:21pm, February 23, 2009
I actually really liked the 2nd Feast...it was just so over-the-top and Troma-like that I laughed almost all the way through it. With this one it seems like they tried to go into the opposite direction (until the end). Lots of "creepy" sewer crawling, a strobe light scene that seemed to last forever, and everyone covered in blood and screaming like they just came out of a French horror movie.
Also, I expected them to take the people that drove off in the car from the first movie and tell their tale, but instead we get basically Feast part 2-b or something...mostly the same characters from Feast 2 and lots of new character they they introduce and kill 10 minutes later. I mean for a supposed "happy ending" was it too much to expect them to wrap it up a bit? It just droned on...
The ending is completely absurd. I realize that I just said I liked Feast 2, but this ending was so off the wall it reminded me more of an episode of Tim and Eric than anything.
Wow! This is a prime example of how you start out with a really good idea, get a little creative freedom, then completely destroy your own creation. Aside from shitty fight scenes,(poorly lit shots and that horrible stroblight thing) the ending was just complete shit. It was like they didn't even care anymore, so lets throw in a used up cliche (repopulate the earth?!) and some big budget bullshit. Enough with the big robots. I didn't even like the fact that they put a 100 ft bot in the new Terminator flick.
Posted By: bragg_dustin at 10:06pm, February 22, 2009
i enjoyed it. :) the end was unexpected, but grow a sense of humor people.
Great flic, all 3 of them are worth owning a must have in any horror collection
Posted By: vegeta13613 at 4:37pm, February 22, 2009
The only parts of the movie that I enjoyed were the topless biker chicks and the silly ending. This was bad, but if you liked the second one a lot, you might enjoy it. Hopefully they make something closer to the first one for part four.
Posted By: Dr.Hyde_666 at 3:52pm, February 22, 2009
Hands down, one of the best, most fun, horror series ever!! Feast=awesome, Feast 2=bad ass, Feast 3=over the top...these movies were made for the gore fan, and for people who like there horror with a side of cheese...and trust me...i've worked on such films as John Johnson's Skeleton Key 2 & 3...so i know cheese, and the Feast films are the best of the best!!!
WTF was that? And this is coming from somebody who really liked the sequel.
III has a few good moments, but I had a really hard time getting through this one. And my reward for getting to the end? Worst ending ever.
Posted By: slipknot611 at 11:58am, February 22, 2009
Had its moments, but this movie was incredibly stupid. I was one of the few who actually got into and behind Sloppy Seconds, but watching this movie was like being shot in the face: very painful. By the end, I was scratching my head, wondering what I'd just seen and why I'd actually watched it all. And the ending... what the FUCK?! Loved the first movie, it was daring and original, and I still pop it in from time to time. The sequel, good stuff, even if I never had the desire to ever see it again. But this? It was an abomination on film. I give it a score because I have to, and because naked blood-soaked chicks fighting monsters always rules.
Posted By: Darth Chronis at 11:43am, February 21, 2009
The first movie is one of my all time favorite Horror films. The second one....well, good campy fun and I'll leave it at that. Feast III? Never should have made it. This film does nothing to advance the series or even keep it alive. The lighting sucks, going from day to night and back again all in the same scene. Not to mention being so dark at times that you can barely make out what is on screen. The gore is there but really, this movie feels like nothing more than a string of kill scenes held together by brief (like one second) introductions of who is going to be killed next.
There are some really fun/cool scenes but overall, this movie just sucks. Even as a fan of the first movie, I can't recommend this one.
Posted By: JWUnderwood at 1:08am, February 21, 2009
Generally speaking, I am fan of the trilogy. Given the current state of the horror genre these films freshen up the tried and true "monster" movie. Certainly, Feast 1 stands alone, a good bit of Feast II gave me ample time to eat, sleep, use the bathroom, whatever. The third film recaptured a fair share of the glory from the first. Other than some of the, IMO, poor cinematography, it succeeded where Feast II failed.
So disappointing. when they said it would be 'darker' than the second, they actually just meant the lighting lol. don't know about you but I thought they meant the story.
Feast 1 was disturbing, funny, shocking, scary, just overall epic in what it was, a great horror. So its all the more disappointing to see the story reduced to these mediocre uninventive sequels.
It actually feels like a 12 year old wrote the stories for these two sequels, like the writers are jumping up and down saying *look at me* *look what I can do*, but its just unimaginative crap regurgitated from a thousand failed horrors, nothing new, nothing original, just boring. No balls to speak of, from the writers and directors anyway.
If these jokers are thinking about a 4th film; PLEASE DON'T, stop urinating on the first film as you are obviously totally unable to reach anywhere near the creativity the original story had.
Posted By: chambon913 at 4:17am, February 20, 2009
Feast 3: Happy Finish? = Feast 3: Disaster Movie! I had high hopes for this film, but after watching "Feast 2" I expected a crappy ending. I don't know what Gulager was thinking, what happened to the survivors from the first film? The first "Feast" was very well done; "Feast" could've been a great movie franchise but it all went to disaster. Why did "Honey Pie" had to die??? She's the reason I kept watching these movies and she's on the Cover!! At the end of the film what is Megatron or a Transformer doing there smashing them??? It was thoughtless, why didn't the old guy die too, probably because its Gulager's dad. I guess Michael Bay is Gulager's buddy, so Megatron had a cameo appearance in the film. I recommend skipping this film, its a waste of time and it should definitely win this years Razzie Award!!!! Gulager no more Feast films, If Feast 4 comes out I won't watch it.
Posted By: Omar Ramos at 11:52pm, February 19, 2009
This trilogy is not for everyone.I enjoyed the first one tremendously.The second and third are just plain old guilty pleasures.
Posted By: IronFist2099 at 11:48pm, February 19, 2009
Huge fan of the first film one of my favorites of all time. 2 & 3 sucks bad.
Posted By: Kennreaper666 at 10:34pm, February 19, 2009
Hello fellow reads. Warning, MAJOR spoilers & If u hate spoilers, then Dont read the Damn Review!
As of the year 2008, a cold october day. A movie was released. What kind of movie? A sequal to a Blood BATH that ruled All Creature movies! FEAST!
And as of the sequal. It was called FEAST II: SLOPPY SECONDS. As i was one of the victims of disapointment, I still gave it a passing mark of 6/10. While I watch Rubber monsters run around the whole place.As ofI thinked to my self. What have i goten my self into, Then when I saw her face, oh her beautiful face. I decided To keep on watching. Her name was Jenny wade/Honey pie. It was really suprising That she returned for the sequal. I watched her watching a monster bang a cat, I watched her getting throughed out the window. And then I Realized, It felt as if she was distant of the cast. But when a day later I found out that theirs yet another one to come. FEAST III: THE HAPPY FINISHClose to insanity, I waited for this movie to come out. Days and days. Everyone had theirs hopes high up for More screening time for Jenny wade. As I was searching the web, I found the full downloaded movie. In excitement, I Played the movie. The first five minutes was a recap of the Last one. The sloppy sequal. Then It all came down to honey pie. She Woke up from the dead, Just to get revenge on thoughs horney B*sterds!. But to only get decapitated in about 10 seconds or so from thoughs sh*it heads. I sat their in shock and disapointment, I felt something I Felt ever since the first one. Then I Burst out laughing As the monster hate her head And Crapped it out. Everybody From the second film returns.
So here we met a "SHITKICKER", He takes the survivers into the jail sell to be safe. Yes, yes and Then Guess ruins a chance of survivel. Secerts. Buy accidently pulling the trigger on the gun which was pointing at his face. BAM! hes dead. After 2 more characters are killed off. Slasher(Now a creature) and One of the tit girls. The one with the black Hair. Oh yes and the hobo which is burned alive. Biker queen and red head. eirs one scene where that just amazes me for she, when Biker queen opens a Tranport truck trailer and then A river of blood just poors out :D. I was supirsed how this was going personaly :D Just some of the acting yet again was Poor. Like Short bus gus aka The prophet. He might of looked retarted at times but at least hes keeping the monsters controlled. But yet danger still strikes, When gus leads them into Sueirs Last of Biker queens girls get Killed by Yet Puker Girl. Now theirs just on one but I mean Like 30 of them. So all this can happen within a week or so? They like have their own party down their. But their enimes also. Because "Blood feels so good". Biker queen gets really pissed off now and wants revenge, But it seems like the whole group gets split up Well they meet Jean Claude Seagal Who happens to get both of his arms ethier Aten off or blown off. But seriously Theirs alot of blood Everywhere, i mean like NO CGI blood but good old fashion fake blood. but good old fashion fake blood. I was so supirised of how this movie was going. It had EVERYTHING that the fans where asking for! Except one thing :( Sorry dear Readers. Im Telling the whole storie :D
Now I have a terrible headace from the Scene where Flashing Lights and the fight scene. So now Secrets rise to be a hero and Gus is killed off and so Is Greg. By Slasher/Hybrid. Then they all gather in to start eating Slasher. Weird and awesome. But I mean this movie was so good i had to Tell the whole story >:D But now messed up biker queen with the monter on a motor bike leave Secrets, lightning and Bartender. As they relize now body was Around, Randomly The bartender wants to get it on with secrets, Then her and lightning get Crushed by a 100 FOOT robot :| I ENJOYED THE MOVIE. with awesome kills and black guys getting f*cked up the but. It cant live up the amazing FEAST! Which i rated 9/10. It still has the balls to be F*cking crazy!
GORE & BLOOD- 9/10.
Acting- 7/10.
Action- 8/10.
Set- 8/10.
FILM- 8/10
MIND BLOWING FILM! Do watch if ur a FEAST FAN
but if ur not, I woudnt recomend it to you.
P.S why is honey pie on the DVD cover for christ sake? She dies in like the first five minutes. :P
Well this is my longest review/Spoiler yet. SO PEACE OUT bloody disgusting! :D With like 595 letters left remaining!
The Feast series is an acquired taste. Fortunately for me I love everything about it.
Feast three was a great addition. If you like hot biker girls, gore, midgets, monsters, and amazing heros with great one liners, than this is the movie.
Ridiculous, over the top, and all over the place, but fun as hell.
This is one of my favorite horror movie trilogies to date. First and second ones were great and then they give us the amazing third. One of the funniest and best ending I have ever seen. I really hope they make a fourth someday. For all you people that think these movies suck well fuck you, there not supose to be big budget.
This movie is awesome! So MUCH better than 2, which I didn't think was bad, but this blows that away. The atmosphere is closer to the first. Completely ridiculous in a fun way.
The first feast movie is already a classic in my mind. The second movie seemed like a Troma flick and was really, really, really bad in all ways (even in some good ways), sol when the third movie was announced I had my reservations. The third movie is not as funny as the original and not as bad as the second one.
To me it was forgettable and I think the only thing that brings this movie up for me is the ending, which was the best thing with the entire movie.
Posted By: flesheater123 at 1:06am, February 18, 2009
First up this movie features one of the greatest endings to a film EVER.
Not as funny as the 2nd, and it does feature some annoying disco effects for 10 mins so if your annoyed by that, well skip the movie.
I lvoe the 1st, and 2nd, this one was really good too.
Very very short only and 1hr and 11mins plus the creds which raid in at 1hr 16min, but there will be a number 4. And I can't wait.
Give it a shot, I loved it, but evreybody has their own views.
Had to go back and put the commentary on the film so I could maybe understand why Gulager and Co. finished the film the way the did. Because they felt that nothing conventional happens in a Feast film so why end it conventional. Or maybe because they have no idea where they were going with this franchise so lets screw it up. Love the first film. It was so damn funny and unpredictable. Then it went slowly to hell. I feel like I have been nut punched.
Posted By: chronic ash at 10:40pm, February 17, 2009
I liked it, up until the ending... But it was better than the 2nd one.
Posted By: Protecious at 8:45pm, February 17, 2009
Better than part II definatly, those of you borderline feeling on the second one, you might enjoy the 3rd alot more. but who knows, I enjoyed the trilogy of course the first was wayyyyy the best by far, the second was good but nothing that stood out, this one and it's humor and characters stand out. I laughed alot at this one.
good entertainment and a fun ride. dont expect feast 1 though.
Posted By: nohandtyper at 7:25pm, February 17, 2009
Better than 2, worse than one. I have to say though, that ending was awesome (I know you all already hate it, but whatever).
Posted By: jigsaw_fan87 at 6:03pm, February 17, 2009
Is everyone ready for Feast III: The Happy Finish? I sure hope so. Because it's gonna take every ounce of patience you have to get through this mess of a film.
Now I thought the original Feast was one of the funnest flicks to come out in a long time when it was released. I loved it. And then Sloppy Seconds came out and I thought it was okay. But I also realized that sometimes with these back to back sequels you need to see the second part to get a full understanding of the previous entry. So what does The Happy Finish tell me about the series? That the original Feast was all a fluke. Because this is one of the most painful movies I have ever sat through. (Warning: spoilers will follow).
So we begin the movie where part II ended. On top of the green screened roof. The first few minutes of the movie are the most enjoyable parts. There's a surprising death of a major character that I didn't see coming so early. Also, the character name cards are back in place of the lame video montages that were in the previous installment. However after the opening minutes and the movie gets going with it's plot (and I use that term loosely) the whole thing falls apart.
After the slapstickiness of Sloppy Seconds I had heard that Gulager was planning on making this one much darker. And he did. Boy, is this film dark. It's so dark that you can't tell what the hell is going on. Adding to that, a majority of the film is shown using night vision. I'm sorry Mr. Gulager but that's not inventive or artistic, it's amateur and stupid.
One of the more annoying things about this movie is that a new character is introduced as a "savior" to the group only to be killed off moments later. Now in the original Feast it was shocking and original to see the character Hero killed off mere seconds after appearing. But now that we've seen it we expect it to happen. Somehow killing off the so called hero has become cliche and totally predictable, and they do this 3 different times throughout the movie. And the sad thing is that these characters are far more interesting than those left alive.
Another problem with the film is a problem I had with the last one. We are introduced to another hybrid monster. But just like the cat monster from Sloppy Seconds, this one is barely present in the film. Again, a shame because it's actually a pretty cool monster.
And now I come to the ending of the film. Which contains one of the most annoying, seizure inducing strobe light fights ever put on film. It was fine for a couple seconds, but when it goes on for minutes it's just annoying. And then there's the last seconds of the film. WTF!!!!! To the makers of this film; being crazy and different is one thing. Being random and pointless is another.
The sad thing about this one is that there are actually some really decent ideas. They just aren't fleshed out enough or aren't major points of the film. Now I'm not a fan of the Weinstein's tinkering with their movies the way they do. But I'm starting to see that it actually payed off in the original Feast. Because giving these guys the free reigns to do whatever they wanted in these last two has been a complete disaster. And it pains me to say this because I love the first one so much.
So bottom line: let's hope this is the finish. Because I don't think I can take anymore.
Anyways, until next time...
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