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Teeth (V)

Release Date: May 06, 2008
Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Writer: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Starring: Jess Weixler Hale Appleman Paul Galvan Julia Garro John Hensley Trent Moore Josh Pais Ava Ryen Plumb Ashley Springer
Studio: Dimension Extreme
Rating: R
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Posted By: dherna7704 at 3:04pm, October 9, 2008

reallly loved the start but turned into crap


Posted By: Protecious at 11:12am, September 30, 2008

one of the wierdest and coolest movies ive ever seen, rarely does a horror film focus on teen sex, so in terms of originality, this film packed that, as i didnt know what would happen next, nor did i find myself bored or angry at any of the plot or anything, very entertaining, very very solid story and interesting, and the power of suggestion plays heavily in this film, which is underated sometimes


Posted By: bigmo_402 at 10:58pm, September 19, 2008

This movie wasn't that bad. Give it a chance, there might not be a whole lot of gore but it is pretty cool. Definitely worth watching.


Posted By: reesi3la at 8:40pm, September 18, 2008

i dont know how i feel about this movie, i thought it was gonna be scary but it was just comedy 2 me.


Posted By: fenderxx at 9:33pm, September 13, 2008

Just watched it with a bunch of my friends we all loved it. we were all squirming in our seats laughing our asses off. Overall we really enjoyed it the acting could have been better but it just added to the ridiculousness of the movie. My best friend and i being girls absolutely loved how all of the boys in the room were extremely uncomfortable, as we were peeing our pants laughing.


Posted By: Gwangi at 4:05pm, August 26, 2008

When I first heard about this movie I knew I had to see it, so much so that I bought it without having ever seen it despite a lot of negative reviews. I wasn't disappointed. I loved the feel of the film, just the overall look and setting. Jess Weixler did an amazing job as Dawn, so much so that if there is any one reason to see this movie it is because of her. The penis chopping scenes are of course fairly brutal, but once you've seen one you've seen them all and so in that respect the movie does get predictable but once the shit hits the fan the movie does at least stay fast paced till the end. I'm sure at some point this movie will become a cult hit. A lot of critics will have negative things to say about this flick, I say...what more do you want from a dark comedy about a toothy vagina?


Posted By: thedescent08 at 1:38am, August 18, 2008

meh...


Posted By: Doc Clockwork at 1:17am, August 18, 2008

Uninspired and overrated. Relies on the absurdity of its premise to carry the entire story without ever generating a genuinely funny, scary, or disturbing moment.


Posted By: acidgoatwhore at 12:01pm, August 14, 2008

This movie is seriously fucked up. It would be a great movie to show little kids to keep them from having sex. I enjoyed the acting and the originality of the carnivorous vagina.


Posted By: PromNight2008 at 6:04pm, August 13, 2008

I really enjoyed this. I don't quite understand all the hate it's getting here. It was very funny, and had me squirming.


Posted By: badboyrsl at 1:44pm, August 7, 2008

This movie was different in the sense that the killer was a a 2 labia monster... I would recommend this to any horror fan.


Posted By: rockzhard at 1:11am, August 3, 2008

VERY predictable movie, seen a few B movies back in the 80's with this same plotline that were MUCH better. glad my buddy recorded it for me so i didn't have to pay to be bored off my ass. and what the hell is up with showing a monkey every time ya turn around but not one beaver. that's just wrong.


Posted By: vanilla blade at 12:51am, August 3, 2008

one reason its good u get to see her naked other than that boring as hell


Posted By: j34ngr4y at 2:34am, July 18, 2008

Ok as a chick I just gotta say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I loved the idea but wasn't very thrilled by how it played out. The over all feelings I was left with after watching this movie were mixed. It kinda felt like watching a BI-POLER movie was it scary or gorey or campy or whatever...it was hard to decide what I though about TEETH even after seeing it more then once. Like HARD CANDY I felt dirty watching it in places but I feel the acting wasn't too bad and the polt wasn't either but it just didn't have that SOMETHING SPECIAL you'd expect from a film with this kind of premis! I really wish it had been handeled by someone else I just felt it was too much for the director to handel! I guess I like it but it's not going to be for everyone. I give TEETH 2 fanged va-j-j's out of 10 fanged va-j-j's!


Posted By: superbum at 9:01pm, June 4, 2008

Hmmm...mixed feelings. On one hand, what a freakin' rad idea. Way to ferret out a disgusting, uncomfortable, and socially relavent premis...but I wish another filmaker had thought of it as it could have been much better.

The flick seemed very inconsistant w/ the mood going from dramatic to uncomfortably horrific to cheesy often. The acting was at times great (the Christian kids' awkwardness was very believable) to horrible (the stepbrothers Johnson ripp-off scene was ridiculous!).

Three out of five for originallity and effort.



Posted By: lance666 at 7:51am, May 28, 2008

nice idea. thats what anal is for. cool freakin movie.


Posted By: downward_spiral at 1:23pm, May 16, 2008

I was expecting more but overall it was a very different and weird film. This movie will have your attention all right. Check it out.


Posted By: bunnyracer420 at 6:00am, May 12, 2008

This movie was pretty slow starting out, but once it got going it was pretty good. i really didnt like the star of the movie, she isnt a very good actress. i could do with out seeing her in another film, but overall the movie was pretty good. the story was pretty humerous.


Posted By: walrus60 at 3:14am, May 11, 2008

This movie was really good in a kinda subtle way. Behind the ridiculous subject matter there lies a fantastic allegorical story about the dangers and powers of teen lust filled with countless themes and motifs. I rented this movie expecting an absurd excuse to put softcore porn into an R rated movie but instead found it a very deep and meaningful destined-to-be-cult-classic.


Posted By: Repo!Screams at 7:18pm, May 8, 2008

OMG this movie had very low expectations in my eye but hey you cant refuse to watch a movie like this! It almost made me throwup! I could never imagine that happening to me! But after watching the movie it was actually very very very interesting and a very well made and written film! It was boring until the first penis got bitten off and then the movie was really good. One of my new favorites!


Posted By: Blasian38 at 1:07pm, May 7, 2008

Fcuk the Director! Fcuk the Actors! Fcuk Dimesion! Fcuk a good Review, This movie should be burned and forgotten!
Reviewed by my Penis



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