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Posted By: Protecious at 11:12am, September 30, 2008
one of the wierdest and coolest movies ive ever seen, rarely does a horror film focus on teen sex, so in terms of originality, this film packed that, as i didnt know what would happen next, nor did i find myself bored or angry at any of the plot or anything, very entertaining, very very solid story and interesting, and the power of suggestion plays heavily in this film, which is underated sometimes
Posted By: bigmo_402 at 10:58pm, September 19, 2008
This movie wasn't that bad. Give it a chance, there might not be a whole lot of gore but it is pretty cool. Definitely worth watching.
Just watched it with a bunch of my friends we all loved it. we were all squirming in our seats laughing our asses off. Overall we really enjoyed it the acting could have been better but it just added to the ridiculousness of the movie. My best friend and i being girls absolutely loved how all of the boys in the room were extremely uncomfortable, as we were peeing our pants laughing.
When I first heard about this movie I knew I had to see it, so much so that I bought it without having ever seen it despite a lot of negative reviews. I wasn't disappointed. I loved the feel of the film, just the overall look and setting. Jess Weixler did an amazing job as Dawn, so much so that if there is any one reason to see this movie it is because of her. The penis chopping scenes are of course fairly brutal, but once you've seen one you've seen them all and so in that respect the movie does get predictable but once the shit hits the fan the movie does at least stay fast paced till the end. I'm sure at some point this movie will become a cult hit. A lot of critics will have negative things to say about this flick, I say...what more do you want from a dark comedy about a toothy vagina?
Posted By: thedescent08 at 1:38am, August 18, 2008
Uninspired and overrated. Relies on the absurdity of its premise to carry the entire story without ever generating a genuinely funny, scary, or disturbing moment.
Posted By: acidgoatwhore at 12:01pm, August 14, 2008
This movie is seriously fucked up. It would be a great movie to show little kids to keep them from having sex. I enjoyed the acting and the originality of the carnivorous vagina.
VERY predictable movie, seen a few B movies back in the 80's with this same plotline that were MUCH better. glad my buddy recorded it for me so i didn't have to pay to be bored off my ass. and what the hell is up with showing a monkey every time ya turn around but not one beaver. that's just wrong.
Ok as a chick I just gotta say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I loved the idea but wasn't very thrilled by how it played out. The over all feelings I was left with after watching this movie were mixed. It kinda felt like watching a BI-POLER movie was it scary or gorey or campy or whatever...it was hard to decide what I though about TEETH even after seeing it more then once. Like HARD CANDY I felt dirty watching it in places but I feel the acting wasn't too bad and the polt wasn't either but it just didn't have that SOMETHING SPECIAL you'd expect from a film with this kind of premis! I really wish it had been handeled by someone else I just felt it was too much for the director to handel! I guess I like it but it's not going to be for everyone. I give TEETH 2 fanged va-j-j's out of 10 fanged va-j-j's!
Hmmm...mixed feelings. On one hand, what a freakin' rad idea. Way to ferret out a disgusting, uncomfortable, and socially relavent premis...but I wish another filmaker had thought of it as it could have been much better.
The flick seemed very inconsistant w/ the mood going from dramatic to uncomfortably horrific to cheesy often. The acting was at times great (the Christian kids' awkwardness was very believable) to horrible (the stepbrothers Johnson ripp-off scene was ridiculous!).
This movie was pretty slow starting out, but once it got going it was pretty good. i really didnt like the star of the movie, she isnt a very good actress. i could do with out seeing her in another film, but overall the movie was pretty good. the story was pretty humerous.
This movie was really good in a kinda subtle way. Behind the ridiculous subject matter there lies a fantastic allegorical story about the dangers and powers of teen lust filled with countless themes and motifs. I rented this movie expecting an absurd excuse to put softcore porn into an R rated movie but instead found it a very deep and meaningful destined-to-be-cult-classic.
OMG this movie had very low expectations in my eye but hey you cant refuse to watch a movie like this! It almost made me throwup! I could never imagine that happening to me! But after watching the movie it was actually very very very interesting and a very well made and written film! It was boring until the first penis got bitten off and then the movie was really good. One of my new favorites!
