Strange things in the mail... 10:43am, August 27, 2008
One of the perks of being a working member of the Press is the whacked out goodies that get delivered to your door all in the name of marketing.
Over the years I've been treated to some thngs that were:
Awesome (actual FIGHT CLUB soap)
Scary (a fast food box with a severed ear in it for THE HILLS HAVE EYES)
Useful (a set of tools from ENTRAPMENT)
Dangerous (a fairly sharp mini sword from EVER AFTER)
and
Whimsical (a medium sized pillow from STEPHEN KING'S NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES)
But....I've never got a package that was creepy and mysterious in the mail until today!
The FED-EX and UPS men hate me. They have to come to my house everyday--sometimes twice to drop off screeners and whatever the hell I'm ordering from Amazon each week. One day the FED-EX man asked me what all this shit was! I just smiled. If he only knew--like Brad Pitt..."what's in the box"
today...this was in the very heavy box that Mr. FED-EX dropped on my doorstep!
The Box
Upon Further Inspection--tissue paper
Another Box with Chains?
The Plot Thickens! A Note
Scary!!!
The Lock--until tomorrow
So...as you can see. Universal Studios has sent me a mysterious metal box wrapped in rusted chains and sealed with a small brass lock. According to the enclosed note, a key will arrive tomorrow to open the box!!!
...And the FED-EX mans job is not yet complete. I wonder what's inside?
Nah....It's for Halloween Horror Nights. I'm 99% sure I already know what's in there...that's why it's not killing me to open it!
I wish True Blood would send me something...and bottle of blood would be F'n awesome!
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